im bored at uni revising and me and my mates are comedy geni as it is so we want to know how stw compares.....
your allowed to post anything funny in the confines of forum rules and utube links are included.
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tell me a joke or something funny...
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why not show us how funny your mates are first, so we know what we are competing against
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0CD2CoCs to get you started
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I dropped a full tube of toothpaste down the toilet this morning.
I was absolutely crestfallen.
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Opened a can of whup-ass and, Jesus, the smell! Turns out it was just a mislabelled can of regular ass.
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I wasn't feeling well so I went to the doctor's.
The doctor explained, "well, I'm afraid you've got Onomatopoeia."
"Really?" I asked, "what's that?"
"Well," replied the doctor, "it's exactly what it sounds like."
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You will never guess who I just saw at the petrol station - it was that Human Torch guy from the Fantastic 4 film.
I tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming.
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A bloke I was talking to the other day was bragging that the temperature of his balls was -273 degrees Celcius.
Absolute bollocks if you ask me.
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Absolute gems from Cougar - I'll be getting much mileage from those.
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Tbf Cougar, your one-liners are always gems...more please.
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+1 for the Cougar!
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I'm like a slower Tim Vine.
Wait, that's Jeremy, isn't it.
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more please.
Oh dear. Ok.
What's the difference between zombies?
Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
and
What kind of bees can we get milk from?
Boo-bees.
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fwiw your 'pirated' joke still makes me snigger every couple of weeks
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'pirated'
Which one is that?
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Which one is that?
I bought a DVD the other day, on the back it said "3.142 stars out of 5."
I'm worried that it might be pirated.
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Drug dealers in Barnsley have been selling Ecstasy in dental syringes, it's called E by Gum....
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I saw some Tightrope Walkers the other day.
I thought, crisp flavours just keep getting stranger.
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What goes "Mark!... Mark!... Mark!... Mark!... Mark!..."?
A dog with a hair lip.
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@ a) pirated and b) crisps
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What goes "Mark!...
Similarly,
What goes "Boo!... Boo!..."?
A cow with a cold.
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Jeez the pirated joke took me at least 30 seconds. In off to hand my degree back
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My local pub is getting a Man Utd dartboard. It doesn't have any doubles or trebles.
Man Utd fans will today unveil a "19 times" banner at Old Trafford.
In recognition of how many times they touched the ball Saturday
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Vine-tastic!
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The term "pikeys" has been deemed no longer politically correct.
They are now to be referred to as Caravan Using Nomadic TravellerS
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woman sends hubbie to the the shops...
'can you pick me up a loaf of bread.. oh and if they've got any eggs bring back a dozen...'
bloke comes back with a dozen loaves..
'WTF is this all about !?' exclaims the wife..
'they had eggs..' replies the crestfallen fella...
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And on the bee theme, where did Noah put them?
In archivesPosted 12 months ago # -
I went out with an Irish Catholic girl once. Very frustrating; you can take the girl out of Cork...
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I went to the docs the other day after experiencing some problems with my gentlemans parts..
'Right then Mr Yunki.. drop your trousers and underwear and I'll take a look..'almost immediately she declared that I would have to stop masturbating..
somewhat dejected I enquired as to why..'So that I may examine you..' was her curt reply..
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Due to an error in translation, Osama Bin Laden arrived at the gates of paradise to discover that he was going to be attended by 72 Vegans
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Bloke walks into a doctors with a strawberry wedged up his bum, doctor says " you need to put some cream on that"
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Man is driving down the road when he accidentally ran over a small child coming back from band practise carrying his triangle
Boom, boom, tssssccchh....
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"Good grief, Holmes - why are you putting Silver Shred marmalade on that young lad's bottom ?"
"Lemon entry, my dear Watson"
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Any more?
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How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
.....Want to go ride bikes?
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