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  • swinger puts his hands up
  • iDave
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    I’ve a feline he’s in the shit

    xiphon
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    He’ll be somebody else’s pussy if he’s locked up..

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    muppetWrangler
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    So the cat that got swung around was named mowgli.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I have a feeling he’d find a prison cell a little small for his liking.

    Stoner
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    Well he’ll certainly only be getting The Bare Necessities once he’s sent down…

    winston_dog
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    Looks like a right little sh!t.
    Not a massive fans of cats but I hope somebody returns the favour.

    Torminalis
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    nearly had its head smashed against bollards

    somehow escaped serious injury

    voluntarily handed himself in

    Sod Italy, this is story of the year.

    scruff
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    Police were just a whisker away from getting him anyway.

    CharlieMungus
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    So the cat that got swung around was named mowgli.

    Well he’ll certainly only be getting The Bare Necessities once he’s sent down.

    I think not, I reckon he’ll be the Jungle VIP (King of the Swingers)

    Torminalis
    Free Member

    I think this gives us all paws for thought.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Police were just a whisker away from getting him anyway

    Hot purrrrrrsuit I heard.

    retro83
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    scruff – Member

    Police were just a whisker away from getting him anyway.

    Yes, apparently they’d been tailing him for a while.

    GW
    Free Member

    prison? for swinging a cat around? really? 😕

    Cougar
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    voluntarily handed himself in

    … once his picture had been plastered all over the Internet and the police had been to his house looking for him.

    mudshark
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    What did the cat bin person get? This is worse but I don’t know how much worse.

    MrWoppit
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    swinger puts his hands up

    This has got to be the most disappointing thread of the month s far…

    Stoner
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    This is worse but I don’t know how much worse.

    I think this one runs rings around the cat bin story.

    CharlieMungus
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    Well, he wasn’t to know this would become such a clause célèbre.

    Torminalis
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    This is worse but I don’t know how much worse.

    That remains tabby seen.

    Mowgli
    Free Member

    Suddenly feel a lot more cross about all this now 👿

    scruff
    Free Member

    I hope he doesnt get off by some legalitly sub-claws.

    markenduro
    Free Member

    Community service beckons, litter picking i reckon…

    allthepies
    Free Member

    <Sigh> A measly little scrote in trouble again.

    DezB
    Free Member

    Do I still get to kick the bin?

    TurnerGuy
    Free Member

    he was probably feline a bit bored…

    MrsToast
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    What did the cat bin person get? This is worse but I don’t know how much worse.

    £250 fine, and put under police protection because of the death threats…

    duntstick
    Free Member

    Fitting punishment?

    Northwind
    Full Member

    Nice one duntstick :mrgreen:

    DezB
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    Officers from the animal charity swooped on a suspect’s home yesterday after dozens of tip-offs.

    What powers have the RSPCA actually got?

    Edric64
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    A prison cell? wont be room to swing a cat in there

    coffeeking
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    Edric – late to the game as usual….

    The Southern Yeti – Member

    I have a feeling he’d find a prison cell a little small for his liking.

    🙂

    boobs
    Full Member

    Surely they pounced on him.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    What powers have the RSPCA actually got?

    The eyes of the hawk, the ears of the wolf, the strength of the bear and the speed of the puma.

    Or is that Bravestar?

    coffeeking
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    What powers have the RSPCA actually got?

    Don’t the RSPCA have powers to bring charges of animal cruelty etc on behalf of the animal? I.e. the police bring them in to assess whether cruelty was inflicted, if the RSPCA advise yes they can be charged? The RSPCA themselves don’t actually have any powers other than to bring private prosecutions, much like any other member of the public?

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Sorry, it was Bravestar, I just youtubed it.

    Now if only the thundercats had some witty pun in the themetune for me to use…

    CharlieMungus
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    The RSPCA themselves don’t actually have any powers other than to bring private prosecutions, much like any other member of the public?

    I think they just have a high profile ‘cos Aretha Frankland sang that song about them

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