When Faced with the “What do you think of it then?” question by friends/work colleagues with shiny new Halfords bikes, I always opt for the “looks like it’ll do the job, how are you finding it?” approach..
I find if you meet their enthusiasm, head on with more charitable enthusiasm generally you feel like a better person at the end of the conversation…
Odds are once they’ve ridden it for a bit they’ll go one of 2 routes, stick it in the back of the shed or get more serious, start spending money on upgrades and eventually throw silly money away on a fancy bike like you, and the one thing they’ll remember is when they first got into it, you took the piss… I'd rather not be "That Bloke" to be honest…
As for the standard vacuous questions about cost and why more than one bike is needed, and what is actually involved in each discipline I’ve got plenty of stock responses lined up:
-“I’m working my way towards one for each day of the week”
-“More than it could, less than I would have paid”
-“Oh it’s only a waste of money if I don’t ride it”
-“Yes downhill, think of it like Super giant slalom on a bike without the snow”
-“Yes in the dark, less walkers about you see, you only have to avoid the doggers but they’re normally busy”
-“Yes it is 20 miles to work and 20 back, but that 40miles worth of fuel I won’t have to buy and a couple of hours down the Gym I won’t have to pay for, Silver linings eh?”