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  • Stupid names!
  • TiRed
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    One of our PA’s is called Airdreamer. Great name. My name, however has an odds ratio of 4 for being in prison 🙄

    MrsToast
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    There’s a Hungarian guy at our place called Zoltan – bloody great name!

    mattbee
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    Guy once applied for a job with me, name of Tyrone S. Love. I decided that if the middle name was Sweet, he could have a job, no interview or owt, just to answer the ‘phone and give his name.

    Turned out it was Stephen.

    Hope he found employment somewhere…..

    toab
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    Someone asked me about my “funny made-up name” the other day. My name is Tobias, which I think is in the old testament.

    Wozza
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    I’m told by one of my school teacher friends that they saw this as the correct spelling of one of the kids in her class.

    Le-a

    (Le’dash’a) 🙄

    I called b*llsh*t, but she swears it’s true.

    donsimon
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    Biblical names are what do it for me. Hate ’em.

    You wouldn’t enjoy it here then, more Jesúses (or should that be Jesi?) than you can shake a stick at.

    A fair smattering of Purificaciónes, Inmacaladas and Concepciónes!

    EDIT: Better add that my name translates into “sump” from Spanish, so it works both ways. 😆

    nickf
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    I have no idea what she sang like, but the very idea of one of the X Factor contestants being called Treyc was enough to confirm that I’ll never watch that show even on pain of death.

    Took me several readings of the name to realise what the pronunciation was supposed to be.

    hels
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    Caught a microsecond of “River City” last night, one of the kids is called “Madonna” laughed all night over that one.

    Guy from Papua New Guinea used to come in the Uni library I worked in in NZ called John Thomas. Was quite easy not to laugh when he came up to the desk, very big and scary looking. We also had a Richard Head on the users directory.

    intode_void
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    An acquaintance of mine has called his son Aaron but spells it Airwren as he says his son is the air he breathes and the wren is his favourite free spirit bird…I think he may use a lot of illicit substances!

    sslowpace
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    Heard in the high street ‘Tia! Tia! Tia-Maria you bloody come here now!’

    My vets’ son is called Hugh. His surname is Cumber!
    I also know of a Cherry Bush!

    +1 for the tea test

    derek_starship
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    This is absolutely true.

    The brother of a friend of mine is one of those (stupid) Man Utd fans and idolised Eric Cantona in his days at Old Trafford.

    Anyway – his girlfriend got pregnant and they decided that if they had a boy they would call it Eric.

    This plan was scuppered when a little baby girl arrived so….what did they call her? Erica perhaps?

    No.

    They called her Cantonia.

    Incroyable.

    ssboggy
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    Was Jethro Tull’s wife called Jenny?

    IGMC 😀

    bravohotel9er
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    At various times in the army, my dad met a Captain Courage and a Sergeant Slaughter. 2000AD-tastic!

    Zedsdead
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    I wanted to call my first son Buster. My wife was having none of it.

    She said if we get a dog I can call it Buster instead…

    mefty
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    BH – I met a General Courage – depending how old your father is may be the same chap – he was a descendant of the Reading brewing family. With whom did your father serve?

    Woody
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    There’s a Hungarian guy at our place called Zoltan

    One of the best players Aberdeen ever had was called Zoltan Varga (showing my age there)!

    Re biblical names, my mate married a Sarah, who has sisters Emma and Rebecca and a brother called Matthew !

    mefty
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    I know a Willam Cock and one of his middle names is Richard.

    sc-xc
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    I know of a Zepharina.

    paulos
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    we have had an italian at work called marco ferrari. how cool

    PeteG55
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    I present the motoring correspondent on BBC Radio Gloucestershire, Zog Ziegler!

    redthunder
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    Chlamydia

    That’s a good girls name 🙂

    slimtubing
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    My mate works with a Keaton Keaton, affectionately known as Keaton squared.
    I myself worked with a nice lad called Christian Leader.

    john_drummer
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    Zepharina:
    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkuKtTqEJVA[/video]

    my sister went to school with Mr & Mrs Gentle’s daughter. Name of Carmen. I kid you not

    bravohotel9er
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    mefty – Member
    BH – I met a General Courage – depending how old your father is may be the same chap – he was a descendant of the Reading brewing family. With whom did your father serve?

    He’s 61 now and retired in 2003, so he’d have been 53 at the time.

    Served with the RTR, retiring as a Brigadier.

    mefty
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    My guess the guy i met is a bit older, probably 70 now.

    Edric64
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    Edric64
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    Was Jethro Tull’s wife called Jenny?

    No he married Susannah Smith

    UncleFred
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    Twin Girls will be arriving in the UncleFred household in a couple of weeks. I want Pixie and Trixie but the wife won’t have it…

    1981miked
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    I was at School with a guy called Fred Braid, we called him toastie! Ha ha. Not really.

    I know a Mr C Lyon tho. I have got him a few times with “this guy phoned for you, just phone this number (local sea life centre) and say who u are”

    I like Mr G Raff aswell.

    My missus works in a shop and has heard of a Troy, Pocahontas, Porsche -Lea…wait for the posh surname! Brown! Ha ha. A Bunty, Tellulah and a Boris!

    Oh dear.

    WhatWouldJesusRide
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    Where I work, I know of a Dr. James Mason & Dr. Rong Dong 😀

    plumber
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    I have taught Bubbles St Clair – true name

    and last year worked in an office next to Neal Thunderchief head

    loddrik
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    When my uncle lived in the states in the 60’s he had a mate who was native American. His name was George Standingatthedoor (honestly). Something to do with native Americans having names which reflected things that happened when they were born.

    Earl
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    In the NZ news recently.
    Someone had named their kid ‘ASDF’

    Fast to type, unpronouncable.

    naokfreek
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    Come across loads on my courier duties..best one of late; Eardley Gear.
    Pretty cool.

    sslowpace
    Free Member

    here

    Earl- similar thing in NZ, someone named their twins…. Benson and Hedges.

    Kit
    Free Member

    Once knew a girl called Randy.
    Been with a lass called Velvet.
    Brother met a guy called Versace McKlatchey

    🙂

    BigButSlimmerBloke
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    The Para’s had a Major Pine-Coffin

    Also Drew’s not funny if your last name is Peacock

    mr-potatohead
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    I don’t know if it’s only me but whenever Fenella Fudge reads the news I damn near piss me pants

    T666DOM
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    I remember hearing an interview on BBC radio with a British Army Brigadier, Jolyon Jackson great name!

    dazzlingboy
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    When I were a nipper I remember clearly the last man in the NI phone book was Zebedee Zzyp.

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