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SSUK09 ~ Prizes
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Best tent pitching during the rain
http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/dayforecast.asp?zipcode=pickering&day=4Posted 2 years ago # -
heviest bike raced!!
best costume.
Best beard.
Armed forces rider!!
(im dont have a beard, im not wearing a cotume and my bikes quite light but i am in the army!!
Race No 108.
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Need to go and check the Crosscliffe exit ramp, just been talking to Hugh, think he's created a monster....
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best use of the colour pink
who bought STW staffers the most beer
hairiest ar*e
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Something to encourage any kids riding
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should be revising for exams but came to ssuk any way. that deserves a prize
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the "sh1t on the trail" award for any muppet bringing a "trail hound"
best excuse for not actually riding their bike because its raining
the SSWC Tshirt wearing competition
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Most pimp bicycle part* that serves no use.
*Not Inc Stu, he's not a part, a tool yes but not a part!
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last year there was tallest rider on a 26er, I was disappointed there wasn't shortest rider on a 29er!
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Scrap the fattest rider prize, there's no chuffin way I'm getting into a wrestling match over a small cycling jersey EVER again
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A few ideas will probably suggest themselves on the day. When I did it one guy got a prize for using energy gels on the first lap. The dance contest was good too, as was the "pull the best wheelie after downing a pint of cider" (which I lost miserably).
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"pull the best wheelie after downing a pint of cider" (which I lost miserably).
And I won
I do like the idea of the shortest person on a 29er though! It won't be me as: a. I'm not short and b. I've not jumped on that band wagon
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Biggest COCK ?
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wooliest socks
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And I won
A tiny, heavy, over-geared singlespeed.
I'm not jealous, honest.
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A tiny, heavy, over-geared singlespeed
a 36:16 which I gave to the wife She then sold it to help fund her Humuhumunukunuku Posted 2 years ago # -
I Like the shortest rider on a 29er that sounds good
I also think all the ladeeyz should get a prize as the outnumbered about 30 to 1
And finally about silliest bike with white wheels !
And how about a spot prize for doing the run at mayhem for our team ?
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Worst tattoo/most tattoos. Biggest holes in ears. Most metalwork adorning face. Too cliched?
Neatest haircut. Smartest cycling gear. Shiniest shoes. Most waxoyled steel frame.
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Gayest upside down bars?
Nichest Niche?
Clique-est Clique?
What about the 'Look at me everyone riding a bike thats not mine around the campsite' prize?
The person thats been oooooooooH Sailored the most over the weekend?
Campest CampPosted 2 years ago # -
There should be a large prize for every marshal who has agreed to help out on race/ride day F.O.C. and the biggest cock award did not mean largest penis "it meant the biggest cock" read between the lines, please.
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Most UK-est bike?
Narrowest tyres?
Oldest component/bike?
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Not sure about a prize but maybe we should award a bucket full of piss to anyone with white 650b wheels and an extra top tube.
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LOL, Stu has won the Cock of the week award!
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Most continental couple in their left hand drive camper.
Couple with the yellowest tent.
Most cheese and wine consumed during the weekend.
Female that most recently attended a wedding.Posted 2 years ago # -
LOL at Stu Just had to fill in the acident book at work .........
"Broken ribs due to laughing at stu's remarks whilst i should have been finishing this bl**dy engine so i can go to SSUK'
KOS
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Most attentionseekingwhorecalledstuwhorideslikeasailor award
Mostshitetalkedaward
The loudest "Get out of my way" award
gheyest Napha topPosted 2 years ago # -
The loudest "Get out of my way" award
Shouldn't that be " get out of my f*cking way"?
The prize for that one could be a fight with Mikethekingofswedensbrother.
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Unfortunately the Lardy Arsed Prince of Sweden will not be competing for that award this year
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That's a shame.
I enjoyed our little bimble and drinking session last year.
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I enjoyed our little bimble and drinking session last year.
I'm sure this year won't be too different alhtough quieter
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I'm sure this year won't be too different alhtough quieter
Trouble is if we've got you as a drinking partner it'll all be over in half a sniff of a barmaids apron.
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put your claws away stu
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I has been training though, so I 'av the skillz init
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