Something to encourage any kids riding

should be revising for exams but came to ssuk any way. that deserves a prize

the “sh1t on the trail” award for any muppet bringing a “trail hound”

best excuse for not actually riding their bike because its raining

the SSWC Tshirt wearing competition

Most pimp bicycle part* that serves no use.

*Not Inc Stu, he’s not a part, a tool yes but not a part!

last year there was tallest rider on a 26er, I was disappointed there wasn’t shortest rider on a 29er!

Scrap the fattest rider prize, there’s no chuffin way I’m getting into a wrestling match over a small cycling jersey EVER again 😛

A few ideas will probably suggest themselves on the day. When I did it one guy got a prize for using energy gels on the first lap. The dance contest was good too, as was the “pull the best wheelie after downing a pint of cider” (which I lost miserably).

“pull the best wheelie after downing a pint of cider” (which I lost miserably).

And I won 🙂

I do like the idea of the shortest person on a 29er though! It won’t be me as: a. I’m not short and b. I’ve not jumped on that band wagon 🙂

Biggest COCK ?

wooliest socks

And I won

A tiny, heavy, over-geared singlespeed. 😉

I’m not jealous, honest. 😥

A tiny, heavy, over-geared singlespeed

a 36:16 which I gave to the wife 🙂 She then sold it to help fund her Humuhumunukunuku 🙂

I Like the shortest rider on a 29er that sounds good 🙂

I also think all the ladeeyz should get a prize as the outnumbered about 30 to 1

And finally about silliest bike with white wheels !

And how about a spot prize for doing the run at mayhem for our team ?

Worst tattoo/most tattoos. Biggest holes in ears. Most metalwork adorning face. Too cliched?

Neatest haircut. Smartest cycling gear. Shiniest shoes. Most waxoyled steel frame.

Gayest upside down bars?
Nichest Niche?
Clique-est Clique?
What about the ‘Look at me everyone riding a bike thats not mine around the campsite’ prize?
The person thats been oooooooooH Sailored the most over the weekend?
Campest Camp

There should be a large prize for every marshal who has agreed to help out on race/ride day F.O.C. and the biggest cock award did not mean largest penis “it meant the biggest cock” read between the lines, please.

Most UK-est bike?

Narrowest tyres? 😉

Oldest component/bike?

Not sure about a prize but maybe we should award a bucket full of piss to anyone with white 650b wheels and an extra top tube. 😉

LOL, Stu has won the Cock of the week award!

Most continental couple in their left hand drive camper.
Couple with the yellowest tent.
Most cheese and wine consumed during the weekend.
Female that most recently attended a wedding.

LOL at Stu Just had to fill in the acident book at work ………

“Broken ribs due to laughing at stu’s remarks whilst i should have been finishing this bl**dy engine so i can go to SSUK’

KOS

Most attentionseekingwhorecalledstuwhorideslikeasailor award 🙂
Mostshitetalkedaward
The loudest “Get out of my way” award
gheyest Napha top

The loudest “Get out of my way” award

Shouldn’t that be ” get out of my f*cking way”?

The prize for that one could be a fight with Mikethekingofswedensbrother.

Unfortunately the Lardy Arsed Prince of Sweden will not be competing for that award this year 😥

That’s a shame.

I enjoyed our little bimble and drinking session last year.

I enjoyed our little bimble and drinking session last year.

I’m sure this year won’t be too different alhtough quieter 🙂

I’m sure this year won’t be too different alhtough quieter

Trouble is if we’ve got you as a drinking partner it’ll all be over in half a sniff of a barmaids apron. 😛

put your claws away stu

I has been training though, so I ‘av the skillz init

😉

are you still drinking that pint from last week ?

LOL, no I’m on water now after Sundays OOOOOOo Sub mariner experience!

Yes every lady gets a prize, I like that one!

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🙂

Prize for the first person to complain to someone walking that they’re “on the racing line”.

Most ginger bloke, playing bass and then ridding next day award.
Most ginger bloke being sick after to much alcohol.
Most ginger bloke with wobbling knees on start line.

Captain tang, penny just dropped tim, see you there “bring on the binge drinking”

Prize for most constant vocal complaining about the 1200m climbing per lap 🙂

crazyest gear ratio

ie: 22-11,44-22,32-30 (hora)

What about the two riders who need to get a room award?