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Well it's only a few days off now and we seem to have a very large pile of prizes from lots of very nice people
We obviously have a load of stupid prize "categories" but we are trying to move on from "shonky'ist bike" kind of thing, but we will keep some of the old favourites, don't fear 🙂
So we are looking for ideas, can't be to bias to yourself 😉
Where would you like to see some prizes going
21stone 7lbs on the scales this morning..... 😉
The 'chicks dig scars' award for the best/worst wound?
Being a singlespeeder will probably mean the winner will be lacking when it comes to relationships with the opposite sex but it's the thought that counts - I suppose
seeing as everyone tries to out do each other by being different , but ends up looking the same ie. beards, big side burns, fixie clothing messenger caps, niche wear etc.
how about the most normal looking person award ( if you can find one )
seeing as everyone tries to out do each other by being different , but ends up looking the same ie. beards, big side burns, fixie clothing messenger caps, niche wear etc.
how about the most normal looking person award ( if you can find one )
Or, The Award for the Rider Most Fitting The SS Stereotype
Competetor who travelled furtherest to be here.
(I'll start the bidding with York.)
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What about best method of transport to the event (after banning Miketually of course who has already raised the ante far too high)
some sort of best bike / worst rider and vice-versa?
What about best method of transport to the event (after banning Miketually of course who has already raised the ante far too high)
I kind of won for that in 2006...
longest toe nails
hairiest arse( man or woman )
Quote - 21stone 7lbs on the scales this morning
Might just edge you there mate :0) :0(
Best/funniest dismount/crash at the quarried corner on Whitecliff stretch 😈
How about SS champion of other minor european nations ?
How about SS champion of other minor european nations ?
excluding any where beginning with S and and ending in n
How about a prize for anyone who's Mrs booked The Knights Of Niche into High rigg farm.....
Liking the longest toe nails 🙂
And was going for cleanest shaven legs award...
Come on, must be some more
most pints drunk on the course......
How about a prize for thinking of the worst category for a prize.
a "ginger" prize (or auburn)
damn i cut mine yesterday as they were curling over the end of my flip flops
largest gear/ smallest gear (measured in inches not some shonky irrelevant ratio)
best varicose veins
beard shaving prize (longest beard shaved off on Saturday night)
How about a hair shirt for the overall winner ? 😉
rider who most looks like a flump
the "I obviously don't ride my bike near mud" award
most obvious Howies gimp
trailmonkey - MemberHow about a hair shirt for the overall winner ?
Only if it's niche hair that's been grown in some obscure shed somewhere. 8)
rider with the best support team 😉
Best comedy tan lines.
Most unsuitable bike.
Biggest argument between a couple.
Most competitive person that's got no hope of winning. (you could call that one the JC award :wink:)
the "polished turd" award (must have a CK headset to qualify)
best rendition of the "lumberjack" song
"biggest clique not spending money in the beer tent award"
[i]Best/funniest dismount/crash at the quarried corner on Whitecliff stretch[/i]
How about the best "refusal" at the all new Crosscliff exit ramp... I think it had its first this afternoon (from me), although it didn't look like the builders had even ridden it yet 😉
best on-course pom pom girl
Maybe just pick raffle tickets matching peoples race numbers.
Its not funny or crazy but it seems pretty fair.
Most mechanicals
Longest up hill pusher
Shortest distance ridden during the [i]"race"[/i]
Loudest snorer under canvas
Best tent pitching during the rain
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heviest bike raced!!
best costume.
Best beard.
Armed forces rider!!
(im dont have a beard, im not wearing a cotume and my bikes quite light but i am in the army!!
Race No 108.
Need to go and check the Crosscliffe exit ramp, just been talking to Hugh, think he's created a monster....
best use of the colour pink
who bought STW staffers the most beer
hairiest ar*e
Something to encourage any kids riding
should be revising for exams but came to ssuk any way. that deserves a prize
the "sh1t on the trail" award for any muppet bringing a "trail hound"
best excuse for not actually riding their bike because its raining
the SSWC Tshirt wearing competition
Most pimp bicycle part* that serves no use.
*Not Inc Stu, he's not a part, a tool yes but not a part!
last year there was tallest rider on a 26er, I was disappointed there wasn't shortest rider on a 29er!