Various things we have needed to buy for the house in the last month or two have been described as "our present to each other".
She says that there is nothing she needs or wants. Then she said "I've got your present sorted..."
I've suggested shows she'd probably like, couple of things she would probably use, suggested putting some money towards finally getting the kitchen done as she keeps moaning about it, adamant she doesn't want/need anything.
Sick of getting this year after year, think I'll call the bluff and deal with the fall out Xmas morning, which should be good with my parents being here as well! What's the worst that could happen....
(I have got her a present from the kids, obviously)