Just had an email from ebay (that place I buy screen protectors, zip ties and rechargeable batteries) announcing “Follow Dannii Minogue, Reggie Yates and more with eBay Collections”.

What a pile of cack. Are people really that shallow? Would people really concern themselves with the faux buying habits of Z-list celebs? I wonder where they get their rechargeables from?

Yeah, that’s bobbins. I only ever use Kylie for my zip-ties.

Erm, so to speak.

Similar to me, I’m saving my zip ties for Kylie….

Just in case we ever meet, I wouldnt want her to get away