So my poor daft mare fell off her bike last week (two days into my holiday), and selfishly broke her wrist. She's been lying around the flat for the last few days neglecting her chores and crying every now and then (it's rag week too, FFS!).
Anyway, today I thought I'd cheer her up, so when she was having a nap this afternoon I found a nice big fat permanent marker and drew a Phallus on her cast. It was quite a good one too if I do say so myself, complete with spurt dots et al. Anyway, when she finally woke up to go to the offy ( I had ran out of beer), she saw it and started crying again. Where's her sense of humour eh? I'm sure she'll find it funny when she's back to normal, but I'm a bit tired of this crap.
Anyway. What do you think? Is it funny? Should she WTFU? Or should I replace her with one that's not broken?
