I had my arse slapped by the (male) passenger of a hatchback filled with lads as they drove past the other day. They all seemed to think it was quite funny.
After the initial sense of violation, I was left considering that it was probably a bit of a ghey thing for a 'lad' to do - and that the fat beer drinking perpetrator would have been left secretly in awe at my iron-toned gluteus maximus.
I was riding through Accrington town centre on a long straight road. On the other side were some 'youngsters' - two lads and two girls. Probably mid teens. One of them spotted me riding and started to cross the road ahead of me. It was clear he was trying to intimidate me by walking deliberately into my path in order to make me swerve or just to generally get some angry reaction. Just a teen showing off in front of his gf. Anyway, I kept my line and sped up a little to make sure he wouldn't be in my path but just to my side when our paths were at their closest...
...and slapped him across the face as I went past.
Now I maybe didn't consider the speed I was travelling although I did just really hold my hand out to the side to glance him a gentle slap.. but it actually made a very loud slapping noise followed by his yelp of indignation. His mates fell about in laughter and looking back I smiled at him while he held his face in shock!
We don;t always have to be the victims of yoots!
I smiled all the way home 
Be expecting a call from his solicitor, Mark... Seriously vaguely similar thing happened to a friend and he had a right nightmare fighting off an assault charge...
I have absolutely no expectation of any such thing
Be expecting a call from his solicitor, Mark... Seriously vaguely similar thing happened to a friend and he had a right nightmare fighting off an assault charge...
How did they trace him? did he hang around at the scene for the police to arrive?
I smiled all the way home
That was a flippin excellent story. One up for us, Yay !.
I'd have smiled too.
Good for you Mark.
vaguely was the key work - my mate took the scrote (who'd thrown bricks at him from a bridge) to the nick. The kid's parents then later took a no-win-no-fee case on...
Ive had beans, eggs, lemonade, and piss thrown at me.
Also had coins thrown at me whilst jogging recently (one cut my chest).
Makes me think the homeless should be exercising more.
and piss thrown at me
And me, They were kind enough to put the lid on the bottle nice and tight though, Bloody hurts having a bottle of piss hit you on the back though.
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