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1. getonyourbike - Member

   I was on my way back from a MTB ride with the club and I was on my own, on the roads. Suddenly out of nowhere a car comes past and a passenger throws colesaw in my face I couldn't do anything about, couldn't see the number plate either.

   If I knew who they were and was given the opportunity, heads would roll and I'd feel no remorse at all, even in cold blood! Don't get me wrong, I don't easily get wound up but when scum of the earth like this do something to an innocent person for no reason at all other than a laugh then I'd quite gladly kick their heads in. Not like anybody other than more scum would miss them! They shouldn't even be considered human, more rodents!

   Just watch out lads, there are lots of nasty peices of work about!

   Posted 9 months ago #
2. honourablegeorge - Member

   Salad days.

   Posted 9 months ago #
3. peteimpreza - Member

   If you catch them I'll hold them down so you can give them a good work over.

   Posted 9 months ago #
4. RealMan - Member

   Lettuce all calm down now.

   Posted 9 months ago #
5. B.A.Nana - Member

   mayo they rot in hell

   Posted 9 months ago #
6. nonk - Member

   you my freind are a fully sorted bike riding dude with sauce on yer face...they however will allways be nobs.

   Posted 9 months ago #
7. Oscillate Wildly - Member

   not a kfc burger? a pot of coleslaw? not your usual boy racer/chav piece of food...of course could have been looted and grabbed what they can!

   Posted 9 months ago #
8. rob2 - Member

   I've had bottles thrown at me before. I just don't get some people these days.

   It's like people who drop litter in the middle of the countryside when they've obviously been there because it's nice!

   Chin up!

   Posted 9 months ago #
9. angryratio - Member

   be glad that was all it was.

   Posted 9 months ago #
10. devs - Member

    Ride sensibly or you will face the full force of the (coles) law.

    Posted 9 months ago #
11. yunki - Member

    was it home-made or shop bought..?

    Posted 9 months ago #
12. getonyourbike - Member

    It was cr@p colesaw too! I hope they die of bad AIDS!

    Posted 9 months ago #
13. McHamish - Member

    Probably wasn't bought...

    Posted 9 months ago #
14. TandemJeremy - Member

    

    coleslaw? wtf!

    Posted 9 months ago #
15. Lifer - Member

    Bent my mech today. Kicked the sap out of the stump that did it, didn't make me feel better.

    Posted 9 months ago #
16. getonyourbike - Member

    Unfortunately I didn't have anything good to kick so I just shouted "FARKING ****!!!" at the top of my voice

    Posted 9 months ago #
17. cynic-al - Member

    This thread has made me LOLLERCOPTERS

    Posted 9 months ago #
18. getonyourbike - Member

    This thread is actually quite funny, it's lightened me up anyway

    Posted 9 months ago #
19. dans160 - Member

    Had chips thrown at me before. They missed though and I know who they were but not seen them since. Some people are just sh1t.

    Posted 9 months ago #
20. Onzadog - Member

    Had some bother with a woman driver once so squirted my water bottle at her windscreen as I went past. She passed me a bit later and tried to fling the contents of her bottle at me (very warm day so wouldn't have been to bad). I nearly wet myself seeing her soak the inside of her own car!

    Posted 9 months ago #
21. cfinnimore - Member

    I love "my story too!" topics...

    Walking to my sisters wedding in Tunbridge Wells with the best man, eggs were launched out a passing Porsche.
    We were scrambled.
    The following police car confirmed the passengers adolescence.

    Good for the Kentish to see an angry Scot though, remind them why they're closer to France than us.

    Posted 9 months ago #
22. Pik n Mix - Member

    getonyourbike - Member
    I hope they die of bad AIDS!

    As opposed to that good aids I hear everyone's trying to catch?

    I don't know you but reading your post made me laugh very loud.

    Coleslaw in the face.... winner!

    Posted 9 months ago #
23. Solo - Member

    Sadly this isn't an uncommon thing.

    Kinda why I don't road ride as much as I might like to.

    I've been going along, minding my own business and bothering nobody.

    Then a cars comes along and any manner of things happen.
    From coasting up behind me as quietly as possible, to have the front seat passenger lean out and scream at me in some attempt to make me fall off.

    To have unidentified fluids thrown over me, fruit and other items thrown at me.

    I can only summize that they're big when they're in their car and can drive away.
    Be a different thing if they had to face me after pulling that shit.

    Unfortunately, this type of thing is old news I'm affraid.

    I'm sorry yet another person has experienced this type of thing.
    I hope no lasting harm has been done and that you didn't crash, etc.

    Posted 9 months ago #
24. yunki - Member

    As opposed to that good aids I hear everyone's trying to catch?

    
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc

    Posted 9 months ago #
25. david jey - Member

    Someone chucked an orange at me once - also hardly the chav food of choice. Mind you it hit me on the back and it fooking hurt!

    Coleslaw tho? Ugh. I hope some of the bad punnage on this thread has cheered you up

    Posted 9 months ago #
26. cakefacesmallblock - Member

    Someone chucked an orange at me once - also hardly the chav food of choice

    Probably had no clue as to its real purpose.

    Posted 9 months ago #
27. getonyourbike - Member

    This thread has properly cheered me up, cheers guys

    Posted 9 months ago #
28. dufresneorama - Member

    Someone chucked an orange at me once

    
    Now that is taking the pith...

    Posted 9 months ago #
29. agb666 - Member

    Someone chucked an orange at me once

    This sort of thing (g)rinds my gears...

    Posted 9 months ago #
30. Tiger6791 - Member

    Someone chucked an orange at me once

    Five or Patriot?

    Posted 9 months ago #
31. santacoops - Member

    I got "PINHEAD" shouted at me the other day from a badly max powered nova.

    What does this mean? My head is quite normal in magnitude so i believe.

    Posted 9 months ago #
32. binners - Member

    Someone chucked an egg at me from some chavved up Corsa at Rivi. It bounced off my shoulder, hit the tarmac and still didn't break. I have no idea what this says about either myself or the egg

    http://www.onthewei.com/images/artwork/2D/Victory/6egg/1egg.jpg

    Posted 9 months ago #
33. philconsequence - Member

    jamie's aggressive new marketing strategy!

    mum taught me to hurl compliments out of windows, no food or rubbish.

    many an occasion we would brighten a cyclists day and embarrass mum by shouting "my mum likes your bottom!" out the back window

    Posted 9 months ago #
34. Pik n Mix - Member

    I wonder how many here have had something chucked at them, I had a can of open beer thrown at me on a well hot day, it was cold which was nice then it dried and was sticky which was not so.

    OP please don't think I'm making light of your situation but i would have loved to have seen the slaw land!

    Posted 9 months ago #
35. jon1973 - Member

    You can probably rest easy knowing that throwing colesaw at a cyclist is probably going to be the biggest thing they ever achive in their lives.

    Posted 9 months ago #

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