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  • sauna etiquette
  • tails
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    The must be a few sauna users here. Not interested in how our scandinavian friends use them, just what’s correct in UK. Myself I use a wrapped towel although been thinking about bearing all in order to clear my skin further. the person who went in after me changed into swim shorts 🙄 Whats current sauna etiquette?

    hora
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    Shorts, you can relax then. dont have to adjust etc especially if its a mixed sauna.

    andym
    Free Member

    No willy-waving.

    Shorts in a mixed sauna sounds right – but in a single-sex sauna? – sounds a bit OTT.

    FoxyChick
    Free Member

    Myself I use a wrapped towel although been thinking about bearing all in order to clear my skin further.

    So, you have some kind of nasty skin complaint down below?? 😯

    Should you really be using a public sauna?? 😯

    😉

    falkirk_mark
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    do not knock one out or drool if it is a mixed saunaor you are gay,do not fart,do not shave

    mattyh222
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    falkirk_mark – Member
    do not knock one out or drool if it is a mixed saunaor you are gay,do not fart,do not shave

    GENIUS!

    RudeBoy
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    The sauna I use occasionally is quite a small room, so you can be sitting/lying quite close to someone else. There are mixed sessions, an male and female/only times (when I go, it’s always bloody men only). The idea of sitting there, with someone else’s unfettered cobbly bobblers only inches away, is really rather repugnant. Anyway, the rules are shorts/trunks, swimsuits and bikinis. I used a sauna whilst on holiday in Norway, once. It was ‘mixed’, yet these two old blokes were sitting there bollock naked. Nasty. Different culture, I spose.

    gustard_cannet
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    Been using my public sauna on and off for over 10 years now, i sure have seen some sites!

    I always sit or lay on a towel, if i want to splash water on the coals and there’s other people in there, i’ll ask them if it’s ok.

    I’ve always worn shorts, but towels are ok, i just think they’re a bit of a faff.

    crispybacon
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    apparently this season one shouldn’t be seen in a sauna unless one is wearing a hat, slippers, shorts/bikini & beating oneself with a big bush (Oo’er) 😳

    alwyn
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    Are speedos allowed?

    tails
    Free Member

    crispy bacon 😆

    tails
    Free Member

    i’d rather go naked than speedos

    tails
    Free Member

    So it’s decided i can’t go naked. One day i’ll have my own sauna. . .

    SST
    Free Member

    How about a “Borat” cossie?

    RudeBoy
    Free Member

    A Mankini?

    Unsavoury.

    tails
    Free Member

    like this . . . close your eyes now

    Is that ton??

    RudeBoy
    Free Member

    Remove that please. Now. No need for that.

    MODS!

    Take him away…

    (Takes out brain. Scrubs it, soaks it in bleach. Puts back. Realises horrible image is still there. Scarred for life)

    RudeBoy
    Free Member

    No, seriously, come on. If you act now, you can remove it. Come on, don’t be nasty.

    joe1983
    Free Member

    That’s me in my new bib tights, how did you get that photo?!

    tails
    Free Member

    And thats merely from page 1 google image search . . . . anyone dare search further

    simonfbarnes
    Free Member

    One day i’ll have my own sauna. . .

    I built a sauna – it’s dead easy 🙂

    RudeBoy
    Free Member

    Why is that pic still there? Come on tails, don’t be out of order.

    crazy-legs
    Full Member

    We were “introduced” to Finnish sauna etiquette 10 years ago on a holiday there, one member of our group delicately asked what the required clothing was for a sauna. The woman looked at him, astonished that anyone should ask such a simple question and then replied “You are naked! Of course!”

    So we were. At first we drew the line at mixed saunas but in the end no-one cared. The Finns were genuinely surprised that we jumped through the hole in the ice into the river though, they said that Brit tourists had never done that before so they were very proud of us and our hosts brought us a few bottles of Finnish vodka to celebrate.

    Mr_Krabbs
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    could just get some of these

    tails
    Free Member

    ooohhhh!! i missed the edit window i blame rudeboy 😉

    tails
    Free Member

    i can kinda see why people jump through the ice after sauna, although i’d jump straight back in sauna afterwards.

    flippinheckler
    Free Member

    LOL STILL LOL…You must have some balls to ask about sauna etiquette and as for your skin complaint..do you discus it whilst in the sauna. LOL

    ton
    Full Member

    DO NOT WEE ON THE COALS….EVER.

    tails
    Free Member

    😯 no, you never pissed on the coals ton??

    Mr_Krabbs
    Free Member

    Think i found out what happens if you look on the next page.

    ton
    Full Member

    no, you never pissed on the coals ton??

    no, someone did at the rugby club.
    it was bad.

    RudeBoy
    Free Member

    Oh Lordy!

    MODS!

    Two for the Ban Bus, here…

    tails
    Free Member

    thats horrific, perfect sauna attire.

    zokes
    Free Member

    OH NO!!!!! MY EYES!!!!! 😯

    Mr_Krabbs
    Free Member

    I won’t post the pic as rudeboy is a little squeemish, but i suggest you take a look. most amusing.

    the ultimate mankini

    sc-xc
    Full Member

    😯

    tails
    Free Member

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    Brits are far too uptight about these things. I’ve been to plenty of saunas in Austria (great after a day boarding). Naked and mixed is the norm, including sitting in the jacuzzis together. Sat in there with my mates and my wife. No issues.

    In fact the only uncomfortable moment was sharing a jacuzzi with a German mum, dad and their very attractive teenage daughter! 😯

    Of course I believe in UK saunas the normal etiquette is to get rigorously bummed by a homosexual gentleman.

    RudeBoy
    Free Member

    If that’s tails’ reaction, I’m NOT clicking on it!

    GrahamS; maybe, maybe, but I really don’t feel all that comfortable with being too close to other men in a confined space, speshly if they were naked! Call me a prude, but I’m not comfortable with that.

    Stayed in a place in Oslo once; a female friend from uni. She and her sister were hanging around in skimpies, and I had the surprise of her dad’s gelf wandering around in just her knickers. Now, we’re talking about 3 very fit Scandinavian ladies…

    S’just not BRITISH, is it??!! 🙂

    zokes
    Free Member

    Pics?

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