What he didn’t realise was that it wasn’t a Real Ale Inn but “really A&E In…” If only he knew this mess could all have been avoided:
The ‘bar’ was the sign in desk and the only way of getting served with an albeit soft drink was from the vending machine in the foyer.
The assistant manager was the security guy who stepped in when you were trying to order a drink when all they wanted was your NI number and incident details, which were obviously a serious eye issue!
There… Cleared it all up 😀 😉
Just kidding there buddy, worked as a pub manager for years, he might’ve thought he had his reasons, but they were probably wrong, can’t get the staff eh!