simple really, made out of decent wood with hinges that arent plated with tin foil and one that stays put and doesnt wander around when you sit on it.

B&Q offerings are the pits, even the more expensive ones so who sells decent ones?

I have one from screwfix that is fine, it was also cheap.

I have heard it all now…!

It’s true, honest!

got one from Ikea to replace our dreadful B&Q version, many hours of happy crapping

I’ve got a Vivienne Westwood one that’s really on trend at the moment. It’s black and has a squiggly bit cut out of it rather than a hole. Looks fantastic and guests says they love s(h)itting on it.

Soft close, medium range from anywhere, the end…

how you going on with that house Bland?

If you’re just fed up with it slipping you need some of these with the seat of your choice.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/RUBBER-FITTINGS-PLASTIC-MAHOGANY-NOVELTY/dp/B009YJKB0W/ref=pd_sxp_grid_i_0_0

As luck would have it i work for Toilet Seat Monthly and we’ve just completed our review of 2013 with the Shyte-a-max RoscoFaecoltrane Turbo Extreme coming out on top, I’d go for that.

Been looking ages for one of the three piece wooden bog seats that used to be available.

Much better design and suits my bowl/cistern arrangement

Much better design and suits my bowel/cistern arrangement

😯

Most STW thread ever. Good work.

Seriously this is a thread only worth or the gentry STW attracts!

House is fine Jakkyl, moved a week ago, just having trauma with the loo seats thats all, pushing me toward the edge, might have to move again!

pushing me toward the edge

There’s nothing worse than that 12mm drop you get as the ‘feet’ on a toilet seat slide off the edge of the porcelain. It’s like you’re falling 40 feet.

Maybe it’s the fear of trappage that adds to the effect.

STW Official Recommendation bot says

Ony £500

(Is it me or is that £500 bog seat looking a bit…. smug..?)

I’ve actually found the Best Website Ever, thanks to this thread.
http://www.catchpoleandrye.com/products/toilets-cisterns/toilet-seats/the-throne-seat/

On-Ones’s doing some good deals on droppers at the minute….

On-Ones’s doing some good deals on droppers at the minute….

Oh, bravo sir, bravo….

Dont forget to accessorise the cistern.

The best by far:

http://www.roperrhodes.co.uk/products/toilet-seats/

Rubbish! Mine are at least £200 better than those!

eskay – Member
The best by far:

http://www.roperrhodes.co.uk/products/toilet-seats/

agreed !

perhaps with a leopardskin cover when you want to be a bit more subdued and classy