Giraffe’s can’t drink water from a watering hole because lowering their heads below their hearts will make their heads explode. It used to be very messy on the African savannah until the giraffes realised what the problem was and stopped.

You can polish a turd

Elephants are terrified of mice

If turds weren’t tapered slightly, your bum hole would slam shut with a clapping noise!

That got a right laugh out of me Diablo!!!

Canada is approximately 41 times the size of the UK but only has half the population.

UK mains electric cycles at 50hz, but in the USA its 60hz. That means when you use an electric shaver in the UK the buzz is in the key of G, but in the US its a B flat.

Debbie Mcgee is Paul Daniels mom.

If turds weren’t tapered slightly, your bum hole would slam shut with a clapping noise!

Aha, thats why !

If you eat four tubes of toothpaste you’ll die !

So says Nutz.

“Alpha” think you have been rumbled

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Giraffe’s can’t drink water from a watering hole because lowering their heads below their hearts will make their heads explode. It used to be very messy on the African savannah until the giraffes realised what the problem was and stopped.

To be fair to them, once they realised the problem they all grew sponges at the base of their skulls so they could go back to drinking water. It’s hot on the savannah you know.

Hora’s real….