On the subject of “stormtrooper kit”- I wear my POC Bones on the elbows most of the time. They’re massive, plastic, and white, and they make me look like a stormtrooper- fact. But they’re also less hot, less sweaty, less restrictive, less likely to move about, and more protective than any of the less stormtroopery pads I’ve tried. So to hell with all that crap, stormtrooper me up.
Most minimal pads are crap in at least one way, some manage to be crap in pretty much every way (like 661 Chicken Wings). But hey, they don’t make you look silly, as long as you’re not crashing anyway 😉