No that's not a euphemism!
I have a two Charge spoon ti saddles. I believe they are both the leather version? The one on my hardtail looks fine. A bit worn but still black. The one on my bouncy bike is looking very un-black and not at all shiney. This is probably due to mud and grit between the saddle and my arse on many a damp ride.
Otherwise the saddle is fine so I'm wondering if I can get away with restoring it with some simple standard shoe polish and some elbow grease?
Will it work? Or will I end up with a black streak up my shorts?