Oops! Where not to park the car.

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9 posts & 7 voices | Started 2 years ago by matthewjb | Latest reply from jd-boy

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matthewjb - Member

Two held after frozen canal drive

Posted 2 years ago #
druidh - Member

Was sfb driving?

Posted 2 years ago #
bruneep - Member

Ahem

Posted 2 years ago #
genesis - Member

I do like the placement of the Police Accident sign!

Posted 2 years ago #
eldridge - Member

If they had drowned, they could have got Darwin Awards

Oh no, hang on a sec - Darwin awards only go to people who remove themselves from the human gene pool before they reproduce

Two early-twenties twokkers from Embra probably have at least six kids between them

Pity

Posted 2 years ago #
matthewjb - Member

Ahem

Damn!

Oh well. Worth a second look.

Posted 2 years ago #
DickBarton - Member

Two early-twenties twokkers from Embra probably have at least six kids between them

I knew the water in Edinburgh wasn't right, but 2 blokes having kids? Surely a genetic impossibility? Even with Auld Reekie's water and other things...

Posted 2 years ago #
eldridge - Member

DickBarton

FFS do you want to get into a semantic argument about the meaning of "have"?

I have two daughters. It was my wife who actually expelled them from her birth canal. Is that literal enough for you?

Do you have a car? OMG that's genetically impossible!

Posted 2 years ago #
jd-boy - Member

"Hoo but we were only following the satnav"Doooo

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