Aiming for a post ride pint I called into a former local ( from 30 years ago) and admired the fact that every beam had a sh!t slogan or motto on it like an alcoholic edition of Catchphrase. This was my favourite.

I was in a little surf-y cafe up on the west coast somewhere and in the toilets the tiles around the tops of the walls had been decorated with little hand drawn motivational/spiritual/poetic musings which included

“what colour is the wind?”

to which someone had helpful replied

“brown”

‘Duck or grouse’. Aaaaaaargh!!!!!!

Your title is missing a comma, and possibly even an exclamation mark.

Oh, teh ironingz! 😉

But many of the words do have spellingz

I’m more concerned about two fullstops instead of an ellipsis…