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jhw - Member

What do you do - how do you deal with this? Here are the facts...

- I significantly outrank her but she's been around longer. Bluntly she is support staff whereas I'm business core.
- she's mentally quite unstable and generally a very angry person (in an otherwise very low-key office) but I'm currently on her "good" side although I think she's picking up on frostiness lately
- is constantly on the phone shouting in a way that makes it impossible for me to do my job, even when I'm on sensitive calls myself (drowning me out). One time I did wave at her to turn her f**king volume down (she is support staff; I was on a client call) and afterwards she got well pi$$y about it...
- we've recently installed new IT systems and this has been a particular catalyst for the telephone temper tantrums. Also it means there's been a constant flow of IT staff in our office which is very disruptive and unnecessary (everyone is having problems but she's the only one being a diva about it...)
- whenever I'm crazily busy she asks me to look at photos of her nephew or comes out with assinine mundanities like "JHW, I'm HUNGRY..."..."JHW, shall I have the salmon for lunch or penne arrabiata?" etc. When I'm 5 minutes off a deadline that's been building for months...

Shall I headbutt her/"quiet word" her/marry her?

/rageattack

Posted 5 months ago #
wrightyson - Member

You could always have a read of the office practical joke thread??

Posted 5 months ago #
ScottChegg - Member

whereas I'm business core.

That's your problem right there. Your attitude. And to confirm this...

she's mentally quite unstable

Do you consider yourself good with people?

Posted 5 months ago #
deadlydarcy - Member

Reminds me of this particularly funny episode:

Posted 5 months ago #
alfabus - Member

make a little placard that says "button it, fatty"; whenever she is being loud, hold up the placard and stare at her with a withering look in your eyes - this is negative reinforcement.

if you want to take a more complete approach, then whenever she does actually shut up (in response to the placard, or when you are clearly busy or on the phone) throw her a biscuit... bonus points for throwing it on the floor and motioning for her to pick it up in her mouth.

HTH

Dave

Posted 5 months ago #
kenneththecurtain - Member

I significantly outrank her but she's been around longer. Bluntly she is support staff whereas I'm business core.

Have you considered the possibility that you might be a bit self important?

Posted 5 months ago #
wrightyson - Member

Be quiet!

Posted 5 months ago #
Mulletus Maximus - Member

penne arrabiata

Mmmmm, penne arrabiata. Had that last night.

Sorry nothing useful to add.

Posted 5 months ago #
CaptJon - Member

Perhaps a) get over yourself, and b) ask her not to disturb you when you're working?

Is business core like jaycore and hardcore xc?

Mulletus Maximus - Member

Mmmmm, penne arrabiata. Had that last night

Did you have a tray?

Posted 5 months ago #
muppetWrangler - Member

Just tell her she's a pain in the arse and let her deal with it. If her method of dealing with it is to become more of a pain then tell again. She will either try harder not to be a pain or hate you so much that she will no longer have anything to do with you both outcomes would be a result.

Posted 5 months ago #
mastiles_fanylion - Member

Is she support staff?

Posted 5 months ago #
crispedwheel - Member

invite her on a climbing weekend.

Posted 5 months ago #
hels - Member

Deploy some Picolax in her coffee before important calls. That may buy you some time.

Posted 5 months ago #
jhw - Member

ha I see what you did there crispedwheel.

No you're right, it is pompous to view the rank thing as material to this. It's not really relevant. But the problem is definitely with her, not me, even if I am a bit of a pompous little man...you don't act this way in an office

It's exactly the same issue as the Asky Man thread though, i.e. I'm completely stumped for a response when other people fail to respect social norms/boundaries! Very Peep Show/RossfromFriends. I hope this doesn't end in an almighty row

Posted 5 months ago #
binners - Member

I don't know about owt else, but I do know that alfabus should be running the country! Or at least be in charge of foreign affairs

Vote for alfabus!

Posted 5 months ago #
joao3v16 - Member

You could always have a read of the office practical joke thread??

or the "do tw*ts know they are tw*ts" thread from yesterday

she sounds like one of those people who are so absorbed in themselves that they're completely obliviuos to the effect their behaviour is having on others, and too arrogant/pig-ignorant to accept anything to the contrary.

Not sure what you do with that kind of person.

Ask her line manager to have a word?

Posted 5 months ago #
emma82 - Member

. One time I did wave at her to turn her f**king volume down (she is support staff; I was on a client call) and afterwards she got well pi$$y about it...

Don't know where you work but if you were senior to me and used the f word at me you would be on a warning. Tbf your attitude stinks as much as hers, your op makes you sound really arrogant so if thats how you behave at work she's probably trying to wind you up.

All you can do is *politely* (I.e not the f word)? Ask her to keep the volume down, make sure she knows what your deadlines are and reiterate the need for quiet when on a customer call. I'd probably be sending around a general office etiquette memo to set out what is expected. It can go to everyone and not single her out but she may subtly get the message? I've worked with a pain in the arse before and the best advice I got was just to put them in a little mental bubble in my mind and block them out. It worked.

Posted 5 months ago #
hora - Member

Approach someone within the business for advice, policy etc.

I've worked with girls like the one you describe and they can be utter political animals without realising it when they perceive they are being 'attacked'. When in reality you are asking someone to be reasonable. She'll have a little list in her head of victimisation. She'll also lack any self awareness at all. To her, shes normal. You on the otherhand are grumpy and probably a bit of a doom and gloomer.

You need to start doing something otherwise you'll snap at her and she'll have the 'look at me prostate on a cross whilst he bullies me' syndrome.

Posted 5 months ago #
GlitterGary - Member

She's support staff?

She's not worth anything then. Sack her.

Posted 5 months ago #
jhw - Member

there was no use of the eff word (plenty from her though) - I just raised my hend quickly and then lowered it, i.e. a "lower your volume gesture". It was a bit of an abrasive thing to do but I was on the phone to a client, while she was on the phone talking to a friend, and I just lost it.

I agree that support staff matter and the rank thing isn't really material. If I were support staff and she were business core, this would still be wrong though, wouldn't it? Minimum standards of behaviour etc.

Posted 5 months ago #
iDave - Member

I'm completely stumped for a response when other people fail to respect social norms/boundaries!

You actually mean when they fail to respect your particular norms and boundaries. Not everyone is like you. You must have noticed this by now? Do you think they should all have your outlook on life?

Posted 5 months ago #
alfabus - Member

alfabus should be running the country! Or at least be in charge of foreign affairs

do you want me to have a crack at the eurozone crisis? I'm sure the balanced application of placed abuse and confectionary would work wonders on the toughest of politicians.

Dave

Posted 5 months ago #
hels - Member

I know the type well, usually not very smart but with low cunning to spare. She probably already has a number of complaints in to HR about you picking on her.

Posted 5 months ago #
DezB - Member

No you're right, it is pompous to view the rank thing as material to this. It's not really relevant

No it's not. You're right to be annoyed by an inconsiderate turd working in the same office as you.
I have told people in the past, or used management to do it (eg. helpdesk (yep, more support scum (hey, I used to be one) playing Radio 1 all day long making it impossible to concentrate).

Trouble is, if she is mentally unstable you're fighting a losing battle.

Posted 5 months ago #
Nobby - Member

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-kzsHeYIlg

Posted 5 months ago #
argyle - Member

oooooh business core eh? you ARE awesome

Posted 5 months ago #
emma82 - Member

Ah that's fair enough. If she's swearing all the time can't you just get her sacked/spoken to? If she's that disruptive she's bound to be winding up others?

Posted 5 months ago #
bazzer - Member

Am I the only one who thinks the Support Staff vs Business Core (Whatever that means) thing is an odd thing to make a big deal of ?

Posted 5 months ago #
justatheory - Member

There is a girl in our office who is exactly as you describe. Everything and anything is treated as an interesting anecdote that must be broadcast at maximum volume to the entire office. She also swears a lot at really inappropriate times and is constantly making veiled xenophobic/borderline racist comments.

She is business core though so there's nothing that can be done

Posted 5 months ago #
jhw - Member

You actually mean when they fail to respect your particular norms and boundaries. Not everyone is like you. You must have noticed this by now? Do you think they should all have your outlook on life?

You're right to an extent but equally surely some social norms and boundaries are objective - that's why they're called "norms" and not "certain individuals' points of view"! Like that you don't make the moves on the girl you know a guy is after while enjoying his hospitality, or shout swearwords in the office about insignificant stuff!

Ack it's all kicking off again, albeit I hope in an entertaining way...

Posted 5 months ago #
warton - Member

you don't act this way in an office

act like what exactly? talk to you and ask IT support to fix her IT?

When I'm 5 minutes off a deadline that's been building for months

You've managed your time and deadlines poorly, and are now taking it out on her.

Posted 5 months ago #
wrightyson - Member

That you tube clip is quality!! Man on the edge right there!!

Posted 5 months ago #
jhw - Member

No when the office is "go go go, red alert" (as happens sometimes here), you do not at that point volunteer to show everyone pictures of your nephew...you pitch in to help.

There are tears on those IT calls, is what I'm talking about...tears!

Posted 5 months ago #
warton - Member

No when the office is "go go go, red alert"

Where do you work? Thunderbirds HQ?

Posted 5 months ago #
hora - Member

Flip it over to a male doing the samething (i.e role reversal). There would be words spoken wouldn't they?

Posted 5 months ago #