Why did the artist join the PC brigade?

Cos he was too easelly offended. 😆 😆 😆

I think you might have left a bit out

What do you get when you cross an Octopus with a Kangaroo and a Sheep and a Zebra?

A striped woolly jumper with 8 arms

I think you might have left a bit out

Soz, here’s the missing bit… 😆

I think you might have left a bit out

Soz, here’s the missing bit…

Can’t you just give us the full picture?

Can’t you just give us the full picture?

No, I’m giving you the brush off!

A fat women stopped me in the street and said, will you see me across the road love?
I said, across the road, I could see you from space ya fat cow.

Nice one from someone called “Ton”

Nice one from someone called “Ton”

I agree, good joke Ton 😆

Ton’s not fat, he’s just ‘large’

(& stop hijacking my threads ya Knob!)

i went up to a fat bird in the pub last night.
you are a big lass aren’t i said.
tell me something i dont know, she said, with a tear in her eye.
salad tastes nice, i replied.

😀

Splutter

The invention of the shovel must of been really groundbreaking.

What’s green and doesn’t weigh very much?

Light green.

This is my thread right, so sod off & have a happy new year.

Do one else I’ll get some ladders & smash ya face in!

(not with the ladders, I just need them to reach) 8)

Do I send my letter of complaint to the Editor at the Guardian?

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/your-best-christmas-cracker-one-liners

i cant believe nobody had anymore fat bloke jokes. standards are slipping. 🙄

“You’re fattist!”

“No, you’re the fattest”

– after Jimmy Carr

not very non pc sorry I will try harder next year.

What do you sing at a Snowmans Birthday ?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What have Hull and Las Vagas got in common? They are they only two cities you can pay for a hooker with chips.

There’s nothing funny about being fat Tony.

Unless it’s a fat clown!

i cant believe nobody had anymore fat bloke jokes. standards are slipping.

Like we discussed on the ride Tony, someone might be offended. 😀

how did Jesus get such amazing abs?

cross-fit 😀