Good morning ladies and gentlemen,
I am a new user here – humperdinck’s the name, but you can call me Engle, or Eng. I actually joined up just after Christmas, but haven’t posted anything yet. The time seem’s right to pop my head over the parapet and say hello, so Hello!
Yours,
Engle.

Greetings.
Are you well off or in deep poverty?

Welcome aboard.

And may we all take this oportunity to congratulate you on your recent Eurovision renaissance.

You’ve big boots to fill

Hello Don Simon,
I’m pleased to meet a member of the Spanish aristocracy, they’ve thrown me some good parties over the years. I’m very well off thankyou, I hope you are too. 2012 will be a good year.
Engle.

According to the head of Mercadona the only good thing about 2012 is that it isn’t 2013. Not a good outlook.
Salu2.

Binners,
I believe I’ve had a Spanish Waltz or two with at least two members of that group, although I was rather drunk at the time.
Engle.

Don Simon, “Spanish aristocracy”??? He’s just a cheap tetrabrik wino!

Looking fine!

Si danke schon, bonjour 😉

Don Simon, “Spanish aristocracy”??? He’s just a cheap tetrabrik wino!

😆

Oooh, that belt was a mistake! The rest of the outfit’s bang tidy though.
Engle.

Wha gwan, me bredren?

You must be Scottish and ginger Captain.

He’s back!!! 😆

Why can’t we call you Dave?

greetings and salutations, i hope you do us proud at that singing competition.

Why can’t we call you Dave?

You can call me anything you like Yeti. My favourite pet name is Tweetypie, or Sweet Lips.
I’m going to check out as much of this lovely forum as possible, it looks interesting. Thanks for the warm welcome, I’ll try to bring home the bacon for you all in May.
Engers.

You must aspire to be a ‘big hitter’ and acquire a specific set of suspension forks in order to posses people in the event of a missdamena.

He’s back!!!

are you sure..?

The palms don’t look hairy enough to me..

Reluctant – Member
He’s back!!!

Indeed.

can we call you Fred?

What are your views on ‘Lazytown’?

OP, what’s your favourite colour? 😀

Is it too early for this?

or this..?

What are your views on ‘Lazytown’?

I’ve never been to Lazytown, can’t be bothered. Is it nice?
Who’s that fellow in green? Lovely hat, but he could benefit from sideburns.
Engle.

Welcome….back

He’s back.

Very er, confident for a new boy eh? We had one like that in our school. He ended up getting into loads of fights.

Seeing as its lunchtime. Kebab?….

Sorry if its badly packed

Hello and welcome.

Very er, confident for a new boy eh? We had one like that in our school. He ended up getting into loads of fights.

Apologies Dez, and all. I don’t wish to appear so. Guide me and I will learn the ways, a willing pupil.
Eng.

Welcome to a beautiful forum, hope they don’t accuse you of trolling! 🙄

Thanks Rupert! This can be my first lesson – what’s trolling?

Thanks Rupert! This can be my first lesson – what’s trolling?

Now that’s fishy.

This can be my first lesson – what’s trolling?

You will have to do better than that.

I’m oot.

LoLing at binners that’s sooo rude.

Waves at Eng.

Has he been banned for life yet?

Wikipedia has helped me, I see your concerns. I’ll keep it on topic then.
Eng.

I’m not sure he is back.

Engle has a little P, Fred didn’t I very much doubt he would pay up after the way he left.