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It's not elf everyone.. relax 🙂
Ban that Mark fella too. I'd forgotten about him.
Just in case you really dont know.
Fred was a forum big hitter that got banned for life a month or so ago. Everybody thinks you are him. You may well be nobody knows you.
I'm with you. I'll try to put you at ease, but understand that it might take time. No, I'm not Fred, sorry if I appeared Freddish. I'm not really Englebert Humperdinck either. Didn't think my cover would be blown so quickly...
Burn the witch!!!!!!
Mark - Resident Grumpy
It's not elf everyone.. relax
In that case, flee. You'll soon become one of us if you don't....
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Yeah, some people are [i]desperate[/i] for the return of the Fred.
Nice group shot, reminds me of family Christmasses.
Phew, narrowly avoided lynchmob there! Thanks for sparing me.
I like Fred.
I meant the others...
Well so do I molgrips, but I fear we shall not see his like again. humperdink, however, seems like a thoroughly nice chap, and I salute his taste in both knitwear and belts. Hello sir, and welcome to the forum.
Hey dinck, I'm not too fussed about people who are/not banned. I am however interested in what you ride, where and how you maintain your facial hair.
I have a Trance, rigid Prince Albert 69er and like to use clippers in Brighton. Stanmer Park and the South Downs are my local trails.
Welcome to STW 😀
Hello Herman,
I mostly ride an '07 Santa Cruz Chameleon in 'battered' paint scheme, and I take it everywhere with me. The facial hair is an upkeep nightmare, but it's worth it for all the ladies throwing their panties at you when crooning Release Me.
*is jealous of the awesome blackness of the humperdinck sidies*
Mine, sadly, have a distinctly ginnerish tint. I am jealous of the blackness of hump's sidies, and may well have the beginnings of a man crush. Dont say anything to yeti, but I feel a bromance in the air!
You're dead to me.
In a nice way. I'd even take you to the taxidermist.
I'll give them a brush for you.
But it wouldnt actually [i]mean[/i] anything yeti, it would be just a bit of a sidie fling.
Okay... you have to film it though and you're not allowed to do the 'special' handshake.
😆
There's a certain, almost sensuous beauty in the word 'Humperdinck', but it's too long to type out regularly.
How do you feel about "Humpy"?
Welcome to the madhouse.
There's a certain, almost sensuous beauty in the word 'Humperdinck', but it's too long to type out regularly.
Dinky, do you type your username out frequently?
Dinky, do you type your username out frequently?
Not so much these days, fan mail has waned.