Have we done this yet? The STW crew are pretty good at wringing awful puns out of news headlines and this one should be especially good when there’s a chance of a cow goering a farm worker.

It’s the muslamic ones you wnat to worry about, imposing Charolaiaw

IGMC.

I’ve never heard of a farm worker goering a cow, even a Nazi one with a big horn. Pulls up chair.

Wut?

Load of Aurochs if you ask me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30703082

I wonder if Herman Goring had anything to do with it?

Would you have any beef with that?

Vacheists the lot of you!

IGMC

I thought this was more amusing
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30702344
Don’t normally laugh at other misfortune but carrying a guna dnand then fannying around with it in a lift while carrying your doughnuts shopping is a little silly. (almost shooting your wife is pretty daft aswell)

There is something not reich with joking on a subject like this thread and some of these puns leave me Fuhrerious

almost shooting your wife is pretty daft aswell

IME it really depends on the wife

Are you saying it was daft to miss?

Perhaps she was feeling horny.

I don’t know why you would want to maintain that breeding line unless the cuts of meat were outstandingly tasty or ridiculously high milk yields…

maybe it was part of the final sirloinchion

As I was saying…

Aurochs

Perhaps it made the meat easier for Goebbelsing.

I don’t know why you would want to maintain that breeding line

I think it’s because these cows are particularly hardy and can withstand the harsh winter conditions. Surely you’ve noticed how Colditz been lately? 🙂

Surely you’ve noticed how Colditz been lately?

Absolutely friesian.

Veal meat again, don’t know where, don’t wheeeeeen.

Any more puns and you can angus from a tree.

No I don’t think we discussed it. Not much to say though really aside from a typical tabloid headline, except this time from the BBC

They made sausages from these German cows?

Wurst possible outcome.

Surely you’ve noticed how Colditz been lately?
Absolutely friesian.

It’s not that cold. Put on a jersey, and heifer word with yourself!

So some Nazi experimenter bred a type of cow that ends up goring British farmworkers?

What a Fokker.

It all started with the Vachy Regime during the war

Some of this wording has been very dexterous. Yum.

If I had dangerous cows on my farm I’d make sure they wehrmacht up properly so people could avoid them

On the horns of a dilemma.

I never thought I’d see the day where you could get orgincally produced, locally sourced Obersturmfeldwebelted Galloway from your local butchers. Eeh, you live and learn.

This thread is udder rubbish. I can’t uberstand head nor tail of it.

What is your beef, OP?

This thread is udder rubbish

How very dairy you!

Was he wearing a thick Jersey?
There’s such an Abondance of puns on here I’m going to get myself a glass of Holstein & keep an eye on things.

This thread is udder rubbish. I can’t uberstand head nor tail of it.

Deutschland üdder alles I believe.

Deutschland üdder alles I believe.

So thats ‘udder’ with an um-lait.

I wanted to add a pun earlier, but I was on the hoof. I see people have already steaked-out the best ones, so time to moooove on.

Stop! What a waste of bandwidth. Gonna just filet with bull at this rate.

We need to take a Red Poll before we take the Highland moral tone.

And there was me thinking the Hitler Dairies were a hoax.

And that Aquitaine blonde was a collaborator.

Looking forward to a Nuremberger and chips later.