+1 on MTFU…….you have to be a 9 stone weakling hiding behind a computer in cyberland to pull that one out.

"G-out"

Mincers.
Numpties.
ATGNI.
Dust.
Overtook them on a singlespeed.

Edit: Clubber beat me to it.

Rig or Steed

'buttery smooth'

Any post about tyres that refers to the tyre as the cause of poo riding; no, you just ran out of talent.

sitting "in the bike rather than on the bike" what a load of utter shite.

Zing

Does nobody remember "spiking"? Only a year or two ago you couldn't buy a suspension component that wouldn't, seems it's gone as quickly as it appeared.

Ah – Stiction. Now there's a w@nk word if ever there was.

– anything about the unique feel of titanium
– when magazine reviews still feel the need to tell you that a suspension design doesn't bob when this must have been a given for about 5 yrs now surely?
– anything moto style

haha! second both 'in the bike not on the bike' and 'stiction'

faux-bar

schralp does it for me.

But it's all just marketing b*llox to try and disguise the fact that we are grown men riding around on bicycles.

+1 for MTFU – what kind of cr@p ****t says that?

Anything to do with hardtails-
"keeping it real"
"feeling the trail"
"picking your lines"

bollox! it's all about going fast innit!

Could i suggest 'Pump track'

No
It's a track and you pump it to ride it, it's used by people who want to learn some useful skills. What's your problem?