I'm going to go start it off with Plush.

all-mountain

horizontally stiff, laterally compliant

dialled

'Ghetto' tubeless. My missus gave me that look of 'grow up' .Why not call it diy, do any of us live in the ghetto?

Natural Trails

Gnarly

Trail

trail buzz

bombproof

freeride – lite! 👿

single speed smoker

Does anyone say 'ghetto' tubeless except on here? I hope not, it's nearly as bad as darkside.

"planted"

waves @ njee (oli b day)

i used 'ghetto' tubeless once but that was talking to a mtb buddy and asking how to go tubeless.
i.e.
should i get tubeless rims? or stans or joes or go ghetto?

don't use it as an everyday phrase.. 🙂 lol

Square hit

pin it
send it
rail it
nail it
rag it

80% stiffer than last years model 🙄

Stoked

horizontally stiff, laterally compliant

Compliant in the same direction it's stiff?

I think you mean "laterally stiff, vertically compliant" (one of my personal favourites).

Stoked is an interesting one. I dislike that sort of word usage but I could find no synonym for "stoked" one occasion when I really felt "stoked" Excited / full of adrenaline / happy all at the same time.

wired

super sweet

Anything to do with the ride / feel of steel frames

Give
Zip
Compliance

Anything to do with the ride / feel of titanium frames

Give
Zip
Compliance

MTFU

schralp(ing)

Anything to do with the ride/ feel of carbon frames

Give
Zip
Compliance
😀

my bad

Hoon!

"ride your dreams"

Oh FFS… how sad

schralp(ing)

WFT is that?

Could i suggest 'Pump track'

sofatester – I have no idea, hence it's in this thread. It's used in the mags from time to time.

'My tandem can get up that'

"small bump compliance"

Anything to do with the ride/ feel of alu frames

Harsh
Stiff
Dead
😛

hydroforming

MBR hacks seem particularly fond of schralp(ing) whatever it might be. Sounds like something you could pay a lot of money for from a lady of the night!

Anything that that numpty Glupton used to post.