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  • Milk thief – retribution
  • paulosoxo
    Free Member

    what if it’s a cat? they like milk.
    what if the cat drinks the picoshake?
    what if that cat also likes to poop in your shrubbery
    you could be hoisted by your own petard

    brakes
    Free Member

    😀 PICO-POWAH!

    portlyone
    Full Member

    Rig the shotgun pellet to go off when the milk is disturbed. Meanwhile a trap door opens above him and as he reaches the peak of his jump the bombers descend and he’s owned.

    rogerthecat
    Free Member

    You could always dissolve a couple of tabs of Lysergic acid diethylamide into the milk. Then show anyone you suspect the picture below, if they freak out you’ve got your milk thief:

    loum
    Free Member

    Combine rogerthecat’s plan with the picolax one.
    Your thief is the man sat giggling in the street playing with his own shit.
    Don’t add the viagra, whatever you do.

    makecoldplayhistory
    Free Member

    As a user, picolax!

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    We are not worthy! All we need is Blue_tone!

    takisawa2
    Full Member

    I have two spare sachets of Picolax from a cancelled Colonoscopy…
    Was going to put it on the Classifieds. 🙂

    If you’ve ever tried Picolax, I’d be amazed if you ever managed to hide the stuff in any sort of drink or food stuff. (Unless your victim likes bicarbonate of soda).

    Ecky-Thump
    Free Member

    takisawa2, ygm 😉

    CountZero
    Full Member

    Rig the shotgun pellet to go off when the milk is disturbed. Meanwhile a trap door opens above him and as he reaches the peak of his jump the bombers descend and he’s owned.

    I was thinking a shallow square tank in the canopy, containing about, oh, say four pints of very, very rancid milk, about two weeks old, rigged to drop… 😈

    duckman
    Full Member

    Ecky-Thump – Member
    Please send your unwanted picolax to….

    POSTED 16 HOURS AGO # REPORT-POST

    What is “wanted” picolax?

    Could you rig a blacksmith anvil to the underside of the canopy will-e-coyote style?

    gmex619
    Free Member

    Why dont you really **** with him and add picolax and viagra! Crush them up and drop into top of bottle. Shake. Get up early and plant it with the other bottles you get. Make sure the milkman knows somewhere else too put your milk though afterwards. Because whoevers taking it will be seriously pissed.

    cranberry
    Free Member

    Because whoevers taking it will be seriously pissed.

    I think that you have misunderstood the effects of Mr Picolax. 😯

    zokes
    Free Member

    I think that you have misunderstood the effects of Mr Picolax.

    Indeed, rather than being pissed, they’ll be really shitting themselves.

    EarlofBarnet
    Free Member

    Could you rig a blacksmith anvil to the underside of the canopy will-e-coyote style?

    Could be developing in to a ‘Home Alone’ style set-up here. Excellent! “Keviiiiiin”.

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