- Milk thief – retribution
I went to a have a look round a farmer’s barn in a previous job. He’d been having trouble with pikies so rigged up a trip wire connected to an emptied shotgun cartridge.
Unfortunately he declined to disarm it before we went into the barn. Bloody hell, I’d have won the Olympic high jump that morning!
Cheers,Posted 4 years ago
Used to happen to us too. No crime in the area and yet our milk deliveries would go missing. Couldn’t decide if it was a thief or the milky couldn’t be arsed, so cancelled deliveries and bought milk (cheaper) from the shop instead. How we laughed at our revenge.Posted 4 years ago
(Wish I’d thought of the laxative idea to be honest 🙂 )aracerSubscriber
Put picture of thief where it’s easily visible as he approaches, with the following wording “milk thieves will be reported to the police”.Posted 4 years agostumpy01Member
If it happens every time it’s delivered I’d just get up early, keep an eye out and confront the person. They’d probably wither with embarassment – that or punch you in the chops. Either way, you’d know who was doing it.Posted 4 years ago
Keep a camera handy and get a nice snap of them too…..RosssMember
Is this a bit cynical…
The benefit is he’ll probably forget where he got the milk from and he’ll be easy to spot as the chap in the middle of the pavement face-down covered in ‘milk’Posted 4 years agosparkyspiceSubscriber
Initial thoughts were Piccolax, but you wouldn’t get to see the results.Posted 4 years ago
It would be nice to rig something up to scare the crap out of him/her, but you’ve got to get it on film. That sort of stuff goes viral (or at least would get you £250 on You’ve Been Framed!).
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