What are you on about. The p..female felines love this look.
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Men with Beards discussion (beware some troll content)
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Posted 3 months ago #
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Molly, is that beard ginger?
Obviously not. Please check your monitor calibration.
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You can't tell me I don't look like a perfect gent with my gentlemanly facial adornment.
Well, you can try, but I might not listen...
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Thanks grahamS just did a little sick.
Bit harsh! I'm sure molgrips is lovely really.
Even if he is ginger.
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Is that really you?
Do you wear that hat?
That could well get you a move into the coowool section of my list of forum approval..
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Molly doesn't look ginger in real life.
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Molly doesn't look ginger in real life.
Mmmm... that beard suggests he might be a carrier though.
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TBF he's got no hair in real-life and is normally clean shaven.
I used to have a brother until he started 'showing' when he grew his beard.
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no hair?!
so all this time molly has been cheating his weight loss stats by lack of hair
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Yes Derek, that is me and that is my hat. and my beard. and my perennial expression of confusion.
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Phil - he had no hair in the before pics though. Any hair gain would act as a penalty.
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*wishes i had weighed myself before and after cutting the dreads off*
*still wants to be thinner than molly and can't explain why*
*blames binners*
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Pyro - Member
Yes Derek, that is me and that is my hat. and my beard. and my perennial expression of confusion.
Always a dangerous move, admitting to a male model on an internet forum one's visual identity, stalker heaven, however do not worry, I never stalk men with beards, should you ever decide to shave and continue to wear that hat call me..
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Phil - I have a radical new weight loss plan, it's similar to DD's fat loss testing technique.
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if it involves more exercise, less food, eating specific foods instead of others, or riding a bike more then i'm out.
if its an eccles cake and sweet potato diet then i might consider you're offer....
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I'm flattered, Derek, but sadly you're not my type, and under the beard I'm plug ugly.
Anyway, you're only after me for my hat, you rotter.
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Ned Kelly's mother reckoned kissing a man without a beard was like eating porridge without salt, and we all know how wrong that is.
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Phil, you do not need to worry my weight is going nowhere lately.
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You eat food without meat in it. Your opinion doesn't count for sh...
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I ride a single speed 29er, I'm vegan, I ride trailquests and I've got a beard.
I send the Awesomometer off the scale.Posted 3 months ago # -
You mispelt a word there.
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All men have beards unless you baldfaces have been waxing and removing the follicles. I believe only then can you consider yourself a non-beard.
Shaving is denial. Men with beards are simply men.
It's the moustache toting bounder you want to steer clear of.
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I stopped frequenting a local drinking establishment due to the adverse beard ratio. I'm normally a rather sciency kinda guy, but I had to put my discomfort down to the supernatural.
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Scuzz, I know it wasn't Santana's best album, but it's not that bad...
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Well, Smooth's alright, isn't it?
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Pyro - Member
I'm flattered, Derek, but sadly you're not my type, and under the beard I'm plug ugly.Anyway, you're only after me for my hat, you rotter.
I could change.
You wouldn't believe what I look like in my girlie outfit...
Very very very clean shaven.
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Clean-shaven men are dishonest. Just like contact lens wearers.
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Can someone pass me some mindbleach, please?
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Since my alternative would likely get me another 'sexual content' ban, you'll have to make do with this.
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100.
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