Is it just me? I have my email address sprawled all over the interweb and usually get between 50 – 100 spam emails every day (minimum!).

Over the last week I seem to be getting two or three daily – what's happened there then? Has a scam outfit been shut down maybe? Or do the purveyors of fine Viagra no longer consider me important enough to spam?!

Not complaining – just really weird…

you've upset them, they have feelings you know

Just me then? I must say, I do feel a bit left out.

No you're not alone. I had some emails about a week or so ago saying something about some undelivered spam, I couldn't figure out what they were on about, so I just ignored them. A few days later my spam level went down to a trickle, and for the last 2 or 3 days nothing at all.

I feel slightly miffed that apparently now, they no longer care about the size of my nob and whether or not I'm fully ridged 🙁

Perhaps a Windows update then?

Improved spam filters. I get hardly any now – I used to get loads. The change was around 6 moths ago for me tho.

Ernie, you want me to hook you up with my friend Marlon Hurst – he can sort you out length & girthwise and prob throw in a watch while you're at it

(100+ in the last 2 days ❗ )