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  • Premier Icon Speeder
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    Could someone make the use of any variation of the phrase “makes the trail come alive” a ban-able offence? It just isn’t funny, I’d say “any more” but it wasn’t the first time it was used and becomes less so every time.

    Oh and while you’re at it could you add “own with bombers” to the list, that’s quite tedious too.

    😀

    Premier Icon swavis
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    I’ve a feeling this thread could really come alive….or maybe not 😀

    robdob
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    Anything which takes the mick out of the guff that is 650b is fine by me!

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    Bombers really make owning someone come alive though?

    Cheers,

    Danny B

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Makes what come alive?

    wilko1999
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    I found it so funny and ridiculous when bikeind first used it that I still think there’s mileage left in it. I don’t think we’ve quite milked it to death just yet. And anyway, taking the p1ss out of someone saying that 650B wheels made the trails came alive, really makes a thread come alive

    edlong
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    Am I the only one who thinks the mentions of Bombers (owning with) and shoes (weeing in) has reduced a lot anyway? Perhaps it’s just the threads I’m choosing to look at.

    Premier Icon Rusty Spanner
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    It’s all shitting down chimneys these days.

    No class, some people.

    Conti Vert Pros.

    Premier Icon edd
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    How will I describe how my 650b bike rides if I can’t describe it as making the trail come alive?

    arrpee
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    Perhaps we could consider automatic bans for posters who feel the need to point out that they don’t find something funny. That’d practically put a few out of business.

    Oh, and we should also ban those who make snidey, cryptic references to other posters.

    Oh, and we should also ban those who make snidey cryptic references to other posters.

    Can’t do that, I’m afraid. He wouldn’t like it.

    PJM1974
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    Anything which takes the mick out of the guff that is 650b is fine by me!

    Seconded. If you want to feel the trail come alive, simply ziptie a large, angry badger to your seat tube. You can’t get much more alive than that.

    robdob
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    If you want to feel the trail come alive, simply ziptie a large, angry badger to your seat tube. You can’t get much more alive than that

    Now that’s a video I’d watch!

    Don’t be silly. Badgers ride 69ers. As any fule kno.

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    I think we should make typing ‘banable’ when you mean ‘bannable’ should be a bannable offence.

    PJM1974
    Member

    Don’t be silly. Badgers ride 69ers. As any fule kno.

    But would you want to point out the error of that badger’s ways? Wouldn’t end well…

    prawny
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    PJM1974 – Member
    If you want to feel the trail come alive, simply ziptie a large, angry badger to your seat tube. You can’t get much more alive than that.

    To be honest, if you can’t find an angry badger, strapping a happy one to your bike will probably have a similar effect after a short while.

    *consumer advice cannock style.

    wwaswas – Member
    I think we should make typing ‘banable’ when you mean ‘bannable’ should be a bannable offence.

    Overuse of the word “should” should also be a bannable offence.

    robdob
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    If you got a honey badger to tell him I am sure the badger would listen.

    Premier Icon funkrodent
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    Surely making things come alive is the new black..?

    brakes
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    OMG that’s soooo racist

    Premier Icon Lifer
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    I find [insertsubject]trackworld thread titles tedioustrackworld.

    But not enough to start a new thread.

    PJM1974
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    Can we have more pictures of mustelidae on bicycles, please?

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    Overuse of the word “should” should also be a bannable offence.

    Should I stay or should I go?
    If stay there should be trouble
    but if I’m banned there should be double.
    Come on and let me know
    should I cool it or should I blow?

    shifter
    Member

    People pulling up chairs, offering biscuits and putting the kettle on, instant ban for them.

    stumpy01
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    That badger must be photoshopped. Their’s no way he could pedal that thing! (and he’s not wearing a helmet).

    LoCo
    Member

    No mention of ‘Murdered out’ yet? 😉

    shifter
    Member

    And another one: anyone typing “teh awesumz” should be banned, from the internet, for ever. Yes you CFH!

    nwgiles
    Member

    mustaches are cool, right?

    monkeychild
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    Tea tree and mint Original Source shower gel makes my gentleman parts come alive.

    Premier Icon breadcrumb
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    And ban folk that use 1 instead of I for roman numerals.

    Eg MkIII is not the same as Mk111.

    mightymule
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    Necromancy – really makes the dead come alive.

    clubber
    Member

    Banning people really makes the forum come alive.

    Premier Icon tuffty
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    monkeychild – Member

    Tea tree and mint Original Source shower gel makes my gentleman parts come alive.
    That made me laugh 😀
    sneaks off upstairs to see if we have any in bathroom

    no_eyed_deer
    Member

    Otter on bike, he say “Mustelidae make trail come alive. It is teh awsumz.”

    Cheers,
    Danny B

    And another one: anyone typing “teh awesumz” should be banned, from the internet, for ever. Yes you CFH!

    Get with the program, Grand daddy-oh! Teh kidz are spelling it “orsumz” now.

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