A quote from Marvyn the bloody miserable Martian according to the Mrs.

Made me chuckle, just thought I’d share.

Here I am, brain the size of a planet & you ask me to close a door…

Marvin the paranoid android actually.

“and me with this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side”

This makes me very angry, very angry indeed.

Marvin the paranoid android actually

I know that, that’s why it was funny.

Of all the threads in the world and you had to create this one.

“The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn’t enjoy at all. After that I went into sort of a decline”

Arthur – so you can see into my mind, and
Marvin – yes it amazes me how you can live in something so small
Arthur – ah abuse
Marvin – yeeess

Not Marvin but I quite liked in the restaurant at the end of the universe …

“Hand me the rap rod plate captain”
“Jeez you guys are so unhip its a wonder your bums don’t fall off”

And the waiters line

No sir your monkey has got it right