What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A wonky donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey dressed as a cowboy
A honky-tonky wonky donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey dressed as a cowboy playing a badly tuned piano?
A plinky-plonky honky-tonky wonky donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey dressed as a cowboy playing a badly tuned piano with a sexual perversion?
A winky **** plinky-plonky honky-tonky wonky donkey
OK I may have just moved outside of the target audience…