It was said when they married that they were just entering a five year contract of “marriage” to try and quash Tom’s gay rumours and to produce a child.
It was said when they married that they were just entering a five year contract of “marriage” to try and quash Tom’s gay rumours and to produce a child.
I’m proud of being ejected from the Auckland branch of their “church” for making a similar protestation. Not long after, I was similarly ejected from the San Francisco branch of the Moonies for the same reason. Why wouldn’t they let me stay? Bigots…
I don’t really care, Zimbo, one that is bothering me though is Paradis and Depp. The view of Mme Paradis’ arse in Noce Blanche convinced me Depp would never find anything better, wrong apparently.
Only one problem that is stopping me running away from my million dollar lifestyle, and falling into your toothless arms…
Tom has locked me out of the house, I believe he has also locked himself in the closet, and won’t come out. As a result, I cannot get the wads of cash I have. The wads of cash I have due to me being Katie Holmes.
While I am waiting for these strapping young firemen to help extricate Tom from the closet, and then the house, could you possibly lend me a tenner…I mean 10 dollars, and possibly your card number, expiry date and that 3 digit code off the back?
No problem – I can’t see the pic on this computer, but just knowing that I’m going to be looking at your lovely face for the rest of my life is all the proof I need.
Bob Diamond geezer handles all my personal banking, via Western Union – he’ll be in touch.
Can’t wait to see you x
ps. am a bit worried Tom’s cruiser might be too small – can you supply top tube length & standover?
I think you’ve blown it there. No-one likes a show-off.
Jealousy is a terrible thing – especially when it concerns a frankly unrecognisable picture of a tiger.
It was said when they married that they were just entering a five year contract of “marriage” to try and quash Tom’s gay rumours and to produce a child.