I went for my usual stroll around the park at lunchtime and spotted a bloke digging around in his rucksack by some bushes. Then he pulls something out and chucks it in the hedge. I caught up with him a couple of minutes later and asked what he threw in there. “Just a plastic bag” was his reply. I told him that he needed to go pick it up and to put it in the bin a few metres from us. He looked down at my hands and saw the empty cans and bottles I’d already collected so he turned to go back for it. I bet as soon as I was out of sight he turned back around and thought “f that”.

What makes people think that this kind of thing is acceptable? It really does boil my urine 👿

The Wombles

Surrounded by selfish bastards, unfortunately…..

Were there other people around? There can’t have been any CCTV. You should definitely have killed him and left his body in a ditch

Harsh but fair

You should definitely have killed him and left his body in a ditch

Suffocated with a plastic bag perhaps?

Body disposed of neatly in the bin surely?

Find a time machine, go back and kill Jesus.

It’s the only language these people understand.

I bet it wouldn’t be hard to find some baby robins. Kill one a minute until he picks it up.

Show him you’re not to be trifled with

Suffocated with a plastic bag perhaps?

Careful how you go about it, but you could make it look like sexual misadventures.

Perhaps you caught him disposing of his hedge porn?

I bet it wouldn’t be hard to find some baby robins. Kill one a minute until he picks it up.

Could I punch a kitten instead?

There can’t have been any CCTV. You should definitely have killed him and left his body in a ditch

This is like the banana skin discussion. Just because it eventually decomposes doesn’t mean it’s not littering.

Aaargh blimmin selfish idiot.

Does he not know the correct way to dispose of a plastic bag is to fill it with dog turd and hang it from a tree at head height?

What makes people think that this kind of thing is acceptable?

The lack of a, very reasonable, death penalty for littering.

“Careful how you go about it, but you could make it look like sexual misadventures.“

Stuff an orange in his mouth and claim it was a winking accident.

People are just pigs!

Surrounded by selfish bastards, unfortunately…..

Exactly, can’t believe the OP didn’t pick it up and dispose of it for him, poor chap.

I’ll end up picking it up on tomorrow’s lunchtime walk. I’ll be wearing gloves though, in case it does contain used grumble.

GrahamS – Member
Aaargh blimmin selfish idiot.

Does he not know the correct way to dispose of a plastic bag is to fill it with dog turd and hang it from a tree at head height?
This does seem to be the accepted procedure.

You should definitely have killed him and left his body in a ditch
Suffocated with a plastic bag perhaps?

Body disposed of neatly in the bin surely?
This, on the other hand, should be the accepted procedure, sends the message that such behaviour is socially unacceptable.
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