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  • mefty
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    The Wombles

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    Surrounded by selfish bastards, unfortunately…..

    Premier Icon binners
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    Were there other people around? There can’t have been any CCTV. You should definitely have killed him and left his body in a ditch

    Harsh but fair

    You should definitely have killed him and left his body in a ditch

    Suffocated with a plastic bag perhaps?

    Body disposed of neatly in the bin surely?

    Premier Icon Rusty Spanner
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    Find a time machine, go back and kill Jesus.

    It’s the only language these people understand.

    Premier Icon binners
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    I bet it wouldn’t be hard to find some baby robins. Kill one a minute until he picks it up.

    Show him you’re not to be trifled with

    Premier Icon joat
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    Suffocated with a plastic bag perhaps?

    Careful how you go about it, but you could make it look like sexual misadventures.

    Jakester
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    Perhaps you caught him disposing of his hedge porn?

    Mister P
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    I bet it wouldn’t be hard to find some baby robins. Kill one a minute until he picks it up.

    Could I punch a kitten instead?

    There can’t have been any CCTV. You should definitely have killed him and left his body in a ditch

    This is like the banana skin discussion. Just because it eventually decomposes doesn’t mean it’s not littering.

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    Aaargh blimmin selfish idiot.

    Does he not know the correct way to dispose of a plastic bag is to fill it with dog turd and hang it from a tree at head height?

    Mister P
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    I went for my usual stroll around the park at lunchtime and spotted a bloke digging around in his rucksack by some bushes. Then he pulls something out and chucks it in the hedge. I caught up with him a couple of minutes later and asked what he threw in there. “Just a plastic bag” was his reply. I told him that he needed to go pick it up and to put it in the bin a few metres from us. He looked down at my hands and saw the empty cans and bottles I’d already collected so he turned to go back for it. I bet as soon as I was out of sight he turned back around and thought “f that”.

    What makes people think that this kind of thing is acceptable? It really does boil my urine 👿

    cranberry
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    What makes people think that this kind of thing is acceptable?

    The lack of a, very reasonable, death penalty for littering.

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    Careful how you go about it, but you could make it look like sexual misadventures.

    Stuff an orange in his mouth and claim it was a winking accident.

    bigyinn
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    People are just pigs!

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    Surrounded by selfish bastards, unfortunately…..

    Exactly, can’t believe the OP didn’t pick it up and dispose of it for him, poor chap.

    Mister P
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    I’ll end up picking it up on tomorrow’s lunchtime walk. I’ll be wearing gloves though, in case it does contain used grumble.

    CountZero
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    GrahamS – Member
    Aaargh blimmin selfish idiot.

    Does he not know the correct way to dispose of a plastic bag is to fill it with dog turd and hang it from a tree at head height?
    This does seem to be the accepted procedure.

    You should definitely have killed him and left his body in a ditch
    Suffocated with a plastic bag perhaps?

    Body disposed of neatly in the bin surely?
    This, on the other hand, should be the accepted procedure, sends the message that such behaviour is socially unacceptable.
    😀

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