By my reckoning jaffa cakes contain orange (obviously) and chocolate is also a plant. Does eating a packet of jaffa cakes contribute in any way to my healthy diet?

Yes – then have a big bag of Fruit Pastilles and you are sorted for the week*.

*Probably.

now i have justification for eating a triple pack in one sitting.

Just drink one carton of Um Bongo every day, that more than covers it.

LOL Whats that your Sugar take allowance.

Jaffa cakes are health food – fact!

I haven't had any for ages and I feel terrible 🙂

It has become apparent today that Co-op jaffa cakes are very tasty so you can be healthy and budget conscious.

M and S dark choc jaffa cakes are where it's at.

washed down with 3 pints of frulli strawberry beer and you're sorted

A regular intake of bongo is good for the soul.

Chocolate Oranges, however, only count as 1. Unless you eat multiple chocolate oranges, obviously.
Toffee apples also count

Tin of fruit salad for breakfast (1), bag strawberry doughnuts for lunch (2), box of lidl sondey "jaffas" for tea (1) and a terrys choc orange for supper (1)

can anyone improve on that for a five a day plan.

with the fluid in take of frulli i fail to see a better diet than fotorats

can anyone improve on that for a five a day plan.

4 x vodka & orange, 1 x apple pie.

replace the fruit salad with froot loops cereal:

This should complete your five a day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PL9yOSXuYc
Three Thumbs up…

Coffee comes from a plant, that must count towards your 5 a day…..?

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I don't know how people struggle….