Been for beers, a curry, more beers and a lapdance

Am I an awful throwback to all that is bad about this country, or just an average guy out on the lash with his mates?

Where did you vomit? 😉

No kebab?

Urinate in an alley? feel up the stripper then slap the bouncer as you’re being thrown out and? no? then you’ve nothing to worry about.

I’d have beers, curry, beers…. Lapdancing never really did anything for me.

I’d rather chat someone up and snog them while sharing a tray of chips… It’s less of a business arrangement and more of a human contact thing.

To keep a record over the coming years of life in the Jockonabike household to share with my daughter so that she doesn’t miss out on any of the gory (and possibly embarrassing) details.

I’d rather chat someone up and snog them while sharing a tray of chips… It’s less of a business arrangement and more of a human contact thing.

Ultimately, you’ll pay less for the lapdance though… not that I’m cynical…

I’d rather chat someone up and snog them while sharing a tray of chips… It’s less of a business arrangement and more of a human contact thing.

but where’s the shame in that?

Typical Friday for me.