but never anything spreadable
thing is, nutellla is very sticky, you have to lick firmly. 
god, I'm soooo going to get banned 
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dont just stop at spreadable... think dips
dominos garlic and herb dip
peri-peri sauce
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Houmous?
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Not saying a word bout that bloke after being told off by yeti the other night
I shall drool in silence. I have no sense of smell so he'd be just fine for me.
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licking firmly you say?
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Ooooh... crab paste!!
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Pukey not a chance tsy
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family friend went away for a dirty weekend with her husband in an effort to liven things up without worrying about the kids walking in... hired a caravan (classy!)
the first night they turned off the lights and started to get a bit frisky, thinking she'd try and remind him of the earlier years of their relationship she suggested he got some spread from the fridge whilst she freshened up.
she returned to the bedroom and dutifully dropped to her knees... one mouthful and she was almost instantly... sick all over him, covering him and the bed.
he had coated his penis in a rather generous amount of picallily, which it turned out she was allergic to.
weekend spent in a caravan that smelt of sick and a swollen face.
sexy
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Has to be sweet, can't get jiggy with Homous!!
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Alan says you're all mental...
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aero chocolate mouses are a good thickness
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access to dixons
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Mmmmmmmm mouse
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di-IIIX-ons...
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The OP has gone very quiet!
Mind you, after the way you lot have been misbehavin' ...
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Perhaps he went for a quickie!
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Reckon blokes have forgotton how to 'woo'. Think Elizabeth Taylor smouldering ...
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Lol, i can't do smouldering.
Edit: I'm off before I get myself into trouble.
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"Tea and biscuits is about as far as we get. oh hows the mendips mud ?"
Wat a funny thread
What mud? DUST I tell ye!
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Very quick edit there emma! Made me lol
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I just get "the Look"
I read that emma!! nice edit
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I know, I wrote it and posted before I gave it proper thought
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Sorry did I miss something? I was just watching the news...
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I can report, with pleasure, that wooing is alive and well and sometimes works unexpectedly well...
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The news is rather good tonight I must say. Goddamit im going to bed (to sleep, in case you ask)!!!
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TSY - watching the news whilst eating fish paste sandwiches?
iDave - can you be 'Uncle' to dropoff and share your tips!
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watching 10 o'clock live on Ch4
Lauren....
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Think Elizabeth Taylor smouldering ...
I thought she was buried, cg, not cremated!
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So did dropoff enjoy his quickie does anyone know? He didn't resurface so technically could still be at it!
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if he's still at it, then technically it's not a quickie!!
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True but he'll have made up for the lost time! How's the nuttella supply looking?!!
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ummmmmm, depleted
... LOLmay have to run down to the Tesco express on the corner.
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