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Okay so (without going into too much detail) when do you and your SO get intimate, we've just been chatting about it and we've decided that were never going to get close to doing it ever again. Both being self employed one of us is either too tired/worried/on the phone to a customer. So does your life get in the way of your fun ?
[pulls up chair, tea, biscuits]
Tea and biscuits is about as far as we get. oh hows the mendips mud ?
That sounds grim 🙁 Having been in a sex-less relationship before, I never ever want to be in that situation again!
Time for a holiday?
you both simply have to make time for it if you want it.
it'll never magically happen if you keep going the way you are. make the time for your s.o.
plus, if you do, she'll be easier on giving you a pass when you want to go do your things.
Make time - repeat - make time.
It's vital that you do this. If you carry on the way you are going you run a very high risk that you will both end up growing apart. It happened to me, we both stopped trying after a while until i asked the question "why do we not have sex anymore?" and the answer was "i just don't think of you in that way anymore".
I don't want to sound alarmist but you are at a crossroads right now, make sure you choose the right path.
Good luck.
She wants it more often then I do, and we both have our own places and plenty of time to spare. So constantly.
HTH.
Dare I suggest some shopping?
A well fed dog doesn't rummage in bins.
Oooooh... a new bike! Good thinking Auntie!!
CG for what exactly ?
If you don't know why you need to go shopping, it probably explains why you're not getting any. Nothing gets a girl in the mood faster than buying shoes on your card.
No i think you've missed the point. We don't have time for Sha**ing so why would we want to go shopping ?
Quickies!! The more you get the more you'll want, honest. It's easy to forget how worth making the effort it is when you've gone without for a while. Or lazy time too, just kissing and third base stuff 😀 you'd be surprised how soon it turns into something else 😀
[i]So does your life get in the way of your fun ?[/i]
Sort of. GF is in Oxford at Uni, so it makes weekends a bit precious. Couldn't imagine a relationship without intimacy.
Nuttella is the way forward!!
Where should we put the nuttella?
Oh and to answer the OP... it's the restraining order that gets in the way of [i]my[/i] fun!
I think from the above the Nutella goes on the shoes.
[i]Where should we put the nuttella?[/i]
anywhere you want!
I swear its going to be the new standard measure of happiness soon. Where, "Take me to bed and do rude, possibly illegal things to me with nuttella" is at one end, and "we have run out of nuttella, life's not worth going on with" is at the other.
edited to remain unbanned 😳 😀
Crikey! I'm such an innocent!
CG for what exactly ?
Many ladies enjoy wearing expensive lingerie, you know, ribbons, frills etc.
Use your imagination! Pretend you're both going out on a date but together. Make it interesting ...
*slips out to buy nutella*
this thread has now made me want an early night 😳
Thanks to Emma and Emsz for the useful advice 🙂
Duo Penotti as well...
sticky. 8)
Now you're just teasing 🙂
would egg mayonnaise work? maybe hot nandos peri-peri sauce?
Blimey! What about marmite?
Yeasty...
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euuwww! LOL.
she's not a bit of toast!
creame eggs 😳
Nice . I'm deffo a lover when it comes to marmite.
marmite goes with everything! everything 😈
You ever tried banana and marmite sarnies phil?
thats exactly what i look like in the shower! (yeti will provide witness statements if you dont believe me)
creme eggs... isn't that the one with the "how do you eat yours?" adverts?
Hahahahaaaaaaa lol. 'Not a bit of toast' love it. I have to admit we've never used anything spreadable. Ice cream/cream an bubbly but never anything spreadable. Guess what I'll be doing this weekend 😀
Errggghhh sounds disgusting yeti. 😆
once eat cheesecake covered in ketchup for a bet
He does... he actually does... but do you know what it doesn't matter what he looks like... he smells of frickin marmite. Ladies you know you want to dip him in [i]your[/i] eggs!
I phillylicker.
[i]but never anything spreadable[/i]
thing is, nutellla is very sticky, you have to lick firmly. 😉
god, I'm soooo going to get banned 😆
dont just stop at spreadable... think dips 😀
dominos garlic and herb dip
peri-peri sauce
and so on....
Houmous?
Taramasalata?
Not saying a word bout that bloke after being told off by yeti the other night 🙁
I shall drool in silence. I have no sense of smell so he'd be just fine for me. 🙂
licking firmly you say?
Ooooh... crab paste!!
Pukey not a chance tsy
family friend went away for a dirty weekend with her husband in an effort to liven things up without worrying about the kids walking in... hired a caravan (classy!)
the first night they turned off the lights and started to get a bit frisky, thinking she'd try and remind him of the earlier years of their relationship she suggested he got some spread from the fridge whilst she freshened up.
she returned to the bedroom and dutifully dropped to her knees... one mouthful and she was almost instantly... sick all over him, covering him and the bed.
he had coated his penis in a rather generous amount of picallily, which it turned out she was allergic to.
weekend spent in a caravan that smelt of sick and a swollen face.
sexy
🙄 😆
Has to be sweet, can't get jiggy with Homous!!