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Preferably legal on both UK and French roads?


 
Posted : 31/05/2010 10:32 pm
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😯 If you don't already own a helmet cam, can I please buy you one. This has the potential to be absolutely out of this world awesome.

(edit, I have no clue what the answer is)


 
Posted : 31/05/2010 10:40 pm
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what a question! Ha


 
Posted : 31/05/2010 10:44 pm
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No, its not. Mainly because it'd be borderline impossible to stop in a hurry I suspect!


 
Posted : 31/05/2010 11:05 pm
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a man like you needn't be concerned with legal minutiae - get that camera from tthew and get going !


 
Posted : 31/05/2010 11:07 pm
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I'll have a Jackalope steak please.


 
Posted : 31/05/2010 11:09 pm
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orsm!


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 12:12 am
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when i grew up in the sixties its all they ever had on blue peter and tomorrows world - legal? impression was they would be compulsary by now - just get on with it

ps don't the marines use them?


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 8:50 am
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ps don't the marines use them?

In combat, no doubt, to get some shopping...?


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 8:51 am
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ALL hovercrafts are road legal, tax exempt and free to insure..

EDIT: according to a bloke down the pub.


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 8:51 am
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You wont be on the road, you'll be slightly above it


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 8:54 am
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My mate's brother's girlfriend's cousin told me that if you drive (fly?) one on the road you get paid 10p/mile by the government as a sort of negative insurance because they don't wear out the tarmac, don't crush the wildlife and blow all the leaves & grit away so the road is cleaner after you've driven (flown?) over it....probably 😉


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 8:56 am
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these people reckon their's have brakes - and no i don';t what the duty rate would be for import

[url] http://www.neoterichovercraft.com/showroom/showroom.htm [/url]


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 9:00 am
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I certainly hope they will never be legal, just think of the noise. Now if they were silent, you can go ahead and have one.


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 9:04 am
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....but no erosion!

"." The pressure a hovercraft exerts on its operating surface is conservatively 1/30th that of the human foot! The average human being standing on ground exerts a pressure of about 3 lb per square inch (20 KPa), and that increases to 25 lb per square inch (172 KPa) when walking. In contrast, the average hovercraft exerts a pressure of only 0.33 lb (2.2 KPa) per square inch - even less as speed increases. This "footprint pressure" is below that of a seagull standing on one leg!"

courtesy of Neoterichovercraft FAQ now compare that with a nobby nick
doesn't mention noise but they seem to come with power horns and sirens as standard


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 9:22 am
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This "footprint pressure" is below that of a seagull standing on one leg!"

I think that says more about the problems we face from seagulls.


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 9:41 am
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only if it is full of eels


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 9:53 am
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you have to bring your own conveyer belt though


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 9:55 am
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You wont be on the road, you'll be slightly above it

I like the lateral thinking.


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 10:04 am
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I like the lateral thinking.

uh, vertically...


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 10:29 am
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uh, vertically...

STOPPIT 🙂

And anyway, isn't it horizontal?


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 10:38 am
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This may be the best question ever asked on this forum. I applaud it. 😀


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 10:39 am
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I can think of hovercrafts that are legal on UK roads, and ones that are legal on french roads, but I'll be buggered if I know of any that are legal on [i]both[/i]. I think Andrewh is preparing his pitch to the next series of Dragon's Den. The multiregion-road-legal-hovercraft, a solution to a problem you didn't even know you had. This the same man who brought us the 'pay-as-you-go parachute' and the 'Gander Bender'


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 11:07 am
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i think for road use has to be legal in both a country where you drive on left AND a country where you drive on right - this is to equalise the wear due to road camber on the skirt - if you just stuck to the UK then you'd have to spend half your time reversing


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 11:42 am
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During the 2007 floods I remember reading an article in the paper about some people who were managing to get about using a couple of racing hovercraft...


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 11:54 am
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Any luck finding the answer Andrew? I suddenly want one, just for UK roads though.


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 4:32 pm
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As yet, no, unfortunately. And to be honest, I wasn't really thinking of using one on the roads, I was just testing the principle of non-wheeled craft on public roads. I'm working on something far more interesting...

As an aside skidartist, the Gander Bender wasn't one of mine, I'll be intrigued to know what one is though!
I have missed a couple of great ideas. You know the large-stack-height crown-race Hope and CK are now making? I invented that a couple of years before either, except mine was better in that it would work with any headset (although different sizes for 1", 1 1/8", 1.5" etc). Never got round to getting a patent though. Also invented a squirrel-proof bird feeder which I have since seen advertised in the inovations catolouge. Bit cross about that too, but also no patent.
I'll not give away the secret of my astronaught training-aids here though, still a work in progress.


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 5:55 pm
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only if it is full of eels

My nipples explode with delight!


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 6:07 pm
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I'm working on something far more interesting...

This was already the best question/thread on here for weeks. Now you've really got me baffled.


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 6:15 pm
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The Italian made hovercraft that Gloucester Fire and Rescue use, and BARB (Burnham Area Rescue Boat), at Burnham-on-Sea in Somerset are hoping to replace their small craft with have airbrakes that swivel out from the drive fan to give reverse thrust, which stops the craft in a pretty short distance, and allow very accurate steering. They're fine on a six mile long beach like Burnham/Berrow/Brean, or on flooded fields and roads, but I'm bu99ered if I'd want to try taking one where there's traffic. Scary thought.


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 6:17 pm
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My day has been fairly shite.

You have turned it around.


 
Posted : 01/06/2010 6:54 pm
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Just a quick update.
I drove a hovercraft for the first time last week. Can you all please join me in starting a campaign to have greater run-off areas on all corners on all roads, especailly any which are downhill and off-camber.
Thanks.


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 4:40 pm
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VID !!!! 😆


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 4:45 pm
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My hovercraft is perfectly legal on roads, pavements, footpaths, and I can drive it drunk through red lights and with complete reckless abandon without fear of reproach. However, it's right-hand erm... hover, and I only have a basic TomTom with UK and Northern Ireland mapping, so you won't catch me using it south of Dover. Fact.


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 4:54 pm
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It did occur to me that a hovercraft would be very useful indeed for crossing the Bristol Channel...


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 7:34 pm
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Camber may cause issues....


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 7:38 pm
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Used to be one to cross the Forth. Never went on it though, tried to once but public transport links at the far end were rubbish (trying to get from Kirkcaldy to Edinburgh airport, and couldn't get passed Waverly) Took the car instead, another public transport fail.
(yes. I know it's far to ride but I was meeting someone who didn't have a bike with her)

Hovercraft accross the Firth of Forth. Was that Gerry and the Pacemakers?


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 7:39 pm
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My friend has a restrictive covenant on his house which expressly states that it should not be used to launch hovercraft from. It would be worth checking whether this is a common clause in coastal areas (where I assume a hovercraft would have most value and biggest market potential) before embarking on any business.


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 8:16 pm
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YEAH !

just checked our deeds: No washing lines, no hedges out front but NO mention of a hovercraft ban 😀

Seems I'm in the clear for nuclear testing too - and possibly running a brothel/heliport/KFC franchise (all of which are lacking in the vicinity at present)

I'll get my people in contact with your people, andrewh (hover-thru KFC ho'house with a pad on the roof ?)


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 8:44 pm
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i am under the impression that Mudflat rescue hovercraft, are often fitted with wheels, due to the dificulty of keeping the damn thing still when trying to pick someone up off the mud.
that would greatly help with control on the road i guess.

massive ones do a groovey trick here they deflate next to the striken party, who can then roll onto the skirt, which then reinflates and lifts them up level with the body work

hover crafts rock


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 10:24 pm
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I remember seeing a LandRover with hovercraft abilities. Long, long time ago. Sure I didn't dream it. 🙂

Edit due to the wonders of Google:
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but on the same page is this:
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I want!
[url= http://www.lr-mad.co.uk/dwnld/LandRover02.wmv ]Video[/url]


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 10:47 pm
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I can only offer this thread admiration, i am truly stumped.
Bravo.


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 10:48 pm
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Apparently here is the Landy Hovercraft:


 
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http://www.britishpathe.com/record.php?id=1337


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 10:57 pm
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I would pay good money to be in the room when you take it in for its MOT.


 
Posted : 03/04/2011 11:19 pm
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I'm still intreuged (sp?) by the idea of a hover-through fast food takeaway. Would a double story one work? Could require more hover power than the hovercraft I drove could muster. Hope the driver above keeps up his concentration!


 
Posted : 07/04/2011 12:47 am
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I'd pay money to watch the first time you try to reverse parallel it in a town center!


 
Posted : 07/04/2011 6:56 am
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Could be surprisingly easy to park, I'm sure crabbing one can't be the difficult.


 
Posted : 02/07/2011 1:45 pm
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the driving test would have to be very hard - you would need a shed load of skill to make sure you can corner and stop the thing - no tyres gripping the road to help you out.


 
Posted : 02/07/2011 2:11 pm
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[url= http://www.hover-bike.com/ ]Now this looks interesting![/url]

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Posted : 02/07/2011 2:20 pm
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I want one of those!


 
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Holy Thread Resurrection, Batman! Damn, I'd totally forgotten this thread, good to see it back. I SO want that Landy with the huge sneakers on, just the thing for driving around on Burnham and Brean beaches, and laughing at the stupid grockles who get stuck in the mud with their s****y four-by's.


 
Posted : 02/07/2011 6:22 pm
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I'll see your fat-tyre Landy and raise you this brilliant thing... Was parked for years at the landy dealer at Lix Toll but apparently got exported to South Africa to be put back into use, which is pretty cool.

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 02/07/2011 8:12 pm
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I want to die riding that hoverbike


 
Posted : 02/07/2011 8:47 pm
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As I said some time ago the world would be a far better place if we used hovercraft more.


 
Posted : 02/07/2011 9:40 pm
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Can't see your pic Northwind, could you repost?
Just got the little red X


 
Posted : 02/07/2011 9:48 pm
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I was once given a hovercraft down the pub, it needed completely rebuilding, but I had all the plans. Never got round to it unfortunately, and had to get rid when we moved.


 
Posted : 02/07/2011 10:33 pm
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I was once given a hovercraft down the pub

Don't you know how dangerous this is?!

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Posted : 02/07/2011 11:04 pm
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Hmm, don't know what's happened to my pic, here's someone else's

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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/homer----simpson/3575656423/ ]8673 SP - 1962 Cuthbertson Land Rover @ Lix Toll[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/homer----simpson/ ]homer----simpson[/url], on Flickr


 
Posted : 03/07/2011 12:15 am