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Is it just my other half...
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Posted 1 year ago #
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Rachel, it's not just the farting, but it's just the fascination they all seem to have with bits of themselves. bogies are studied like gems, earwax sniffed, and Oh My Gosh, how much do you have to scratch your bollox?
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Emsz what did you say young lady?!
Must admit, I don't take pride in my farts, not unless they are really, seriously loud and then it's not really pride, more shock to be honest.
Charliemungus - he wasn't looking for something that had a label so clearly was stuffed from the get go?
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Oh My Gosh, how much do you have to scratch your bollox?
Guess what I was absent-mindedly doing just as I read that?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Emsz what did you say young lady?
oh, nothing juicy, just realised I was being a bit judgmental is all.
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Well, not that often, emsz?????
(I'm sure you didn't mean to change narrative mode half way through that paragraph...)
Rachel
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allthegear - Member
To the cheeky males on here - I've been painting my nails all night - tidying can piggin' wait!!!!Rachel
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andyl - I wish - painting nails is easy - walls are harder (mainly because my ceiling is so blooming high...)
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It's called bloke looking in our house. I consider it a skill to be able to locate lost items using only my voice as opposed to devoting any eye time to it.
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Charliemungus - he wasn't looking for something that had a label so clearly was stuffed from the get go?
Pretty much. Test the idea. put 2 things in the fridge / on the table etc. turn one of them so that the label is not visible, ask him (urgently) to pass you both, reckon you get the label one first
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Thing is, in their heads, blokes are imagining clicking on [Start] then [Search] and typing in the name of the thing they are looking for
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emsz - drop me a line on my email or FB details in profile, please? You gotta hear this...
Rachel
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CharlieMungus - are you really telling us guys can't read upside down???
Rachel
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When men have lost something they think "I've lost the bottle opener". When they see the bottle opener, the brain says, "no - that can't be it, I've lost the bottle opener" and they carry on.
And women just put everything in "a drawer". Any drawer. Every drawer.
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Rachel....Mail!!
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CharlieMungus - are you really telling us guys can't read upside down???
No, i think men are probably better than women at this. There will be evidence on this somewhere. I mean turn the package so that the name is not directly visible.
In fact, becuase of this, the birthrate has dropped since C&A stopped selling knickers here
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In fact, becuase of this, the birthrate has dropped since C&A stopped selling knickers here
EH????
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When men have lost something they think "I've lost the bottle opener".
Err...hang on, why would we need a bottle opener? She should've already opened it.......
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I usually just search for hours, look a bit dejected and that convinces my missus to help me search out of pity. I don't fart, pick my nose or ears. HTH
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I stomp around and get angry when I can't find stuff - normally my keys, Uni access card, phone or wallet
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I just purchase a replacement of whatever is lost. That guarantees that the original will be found almost immediately.
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My GF is exactly the same. Not-systematic about putting things in places and then frustrated when they can't be found.
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