I had a kid at Beaver camp this weekend called Isaac Hayes, he was skinny, white with platinum blonde hair. I get the feeling his parents may have been of rather middle class stock and possibly not aware of the theme from shaft or the album Am I black enough for you.
My mate's halfwit sister has just named her new daughter Oliviar, depsite having the double barreled surname of Berry-Melon due to her parents ill advised double barreling. Cue Olive-Berry-Melon.
My total fave is my mother in laws pupil Jenna Taylor, it's a rough area and I doubt the word genitalia figured in her parents lexicon. (edit that'd be me then Yetti)