Anyone have any experience of these?

No … but they look identical to the Azonic pedals except they don't have the nice anodised finish. They are not the lightest pedals but they are pretty good. Sutable for smaller feet and people who prefer not to feel the pins through your shoes. I brought my Azonic pedals in 2004 and they have been on my dh bike since! That includes a hell of a lot of pedal bashing, crashing, over 14 weeks in the alps and general abuse. I've stripped and cleaned them maybe twice but they are still on their original bearings and spin super smooth still! 6 stars from me 🙂

They'll catch fire and you'll die.

Aye, if they're the same as Azonics they'll work well and last years … mine are still going strong after 7 years.

Good bearings, strong build & the chance of burning to death….I'll get a pair!