You’re never pasture prime to ride

Awesome!

Where do you even get Lycra that big? do you need to stretch it round a slowly inflating ball for a week or something?

Amazing. Crossbar looks a bit high though

Needs one of those dropper posts crossbars.

Wherey do you even get Lycra that big?

FTFY

Is it MTG cruising for chicks?

Needs to slam his stem.

Dressing to the right, clearly…

???

Fat bloke? All I can see is a girls bum

‘crossbar’………

What tyres metal strips for Czech shenanigans? Nice Pinarello-style wavy forks too.

The fact that he is actually astride a two wheeled thing puts him one step ahead of some STWers

Disc brakes sure would be useful! 😉

“The fact that he is actually astride a two wheeled thing puts him one step ahead of some STWers”
Quote of the day

he needs 650 not 29 for the sake of his, well, you know….

You can see where Pinarello got the idea for the ugly fork shape.

Edit – Doh! didn’t read the above post! But I never realised they were horse-leg-shaped before.

Superb, I love eccentric people and those who just do what they want irrespective of what others might say/think.

Has it got brakes?

EDIT: To be clear – when I say “just do what they want…” I don’t mean murder, cruelty to animals etc

Sponsored by Artex that must be how they spread that outfit on

Head angle looks a tad steep.

Fat bloke? All I can see is a girls bum

That’s not a girl.

Superb, I love eccentric people and those who just do what they want irrespective of what others might say/think.

That. Part of me is asking what is going on there but that is so far out there it comes all the way round to being good again.

Now that’s a proper wagon-wheeler. And kudos for riding a hardtail.

related?