I’m sure I’ve heard that one somewhere before

There’s no MTB rule about plagiarising MTB rules 🙂

I think no whinging should be in there somewhere.

Yes, it’s raining/cold/steep/generally character building.
There’s no chairlift and it’s February. MTFU.

It doesn’t what you ride, as long as you’re having fun (and not being a d!ck).

Follow the trail, even the wiggly bits.

sorry Aidan.. but it brings big rides closer to being aspirable-to when someone less American / famous / sponsored to the max does them. While I’ll never ride ther Iditarod to Nome, I’m doing bigger rides now than before and inspiration in the ‘if they can do that, I can do more than I do now’ has come from people closer to home in recent years. I’d have mentioned Paul E instead but he’d never let me forget it if I had )

jedi – Member
the only rule is , smile, it’s your leisure time

Button it, hippy – it’s your work so get moaning !

stop to pick up conkers.

Thanks for the faff regulations. Made me smile at lunch today. Not easily done on a Monday.

Lycra is not acceptable outerwear – see also

Respect other people and the environment

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when paasing a broken down rider, be sure to yell “youallrightyouneedahandmate?”, but don’t actually stop unless it’s clear that they’re having a massive fubar.

Brake levers must match, calipers may be different.

“We know you’re fast, but take your turn at holding the gates open FFS.”