… I’d be so mad this morning… driving to work this morning was held up by a cyclist not using the perfectly good cycle lane but instead blocking my way. He delayed me for a whole 2 seconds… I’m so MAD 👿

Well not really! What did piss me off though was getting down to my bike and finding it had a flat tire and I was already running late so thats why I ended up driving in the first place! Bah!

If I was Smee I’d build a rocketship called “Smee-Venturer” and fly to Mars.

This has real potential.

I’m SPARTICUS!!!!

If I was Smee………

I’d reply to this thread with “I’m SPARTICUS”

i spread good vibes today by pointing an old couple into my parking space and then giving them my parking ticket which still had 2 hours left on it.

Then some skag heads in said car park spoiled the old couples day by washing their car with a bucket of piss and charging them £5 for it.

if you say so….