Identify this dead animal please

Found this washed up on Woolacombe bay beach yesterday, I know it’s pretty manky but does anyone know what it was from the claws ? Our best guess was an ex badger ?

Badger. Or possibly a womble.

Polar Bear!!

You sure it was dead?

Panda.

Womble.

Looks like ot was taken out by a Chorltoniusdragonus.

Sloth. Deffo.

Yep, sloth. allbeit a thirsty one.
Same animal from a different angle.

Neanderthal?

WOLVERINE!

Def. not a baby Robin then?

Looks like a slug on a bit of old animal rug.

Is it the local lass I snogged in the Sandancer in Barmouth in 1996? I still have nightmares about her…….

Looks like well done (if grizzly) beach art. Head of a horse, arms of a sloth (agree) and body of a dog. Amazing what can be achieved with sea litter?!?

That’s far too pretty for Sandancer Laydeez.
I should know. In the early 90’s O frequented quite often and pulled the aforementioned “supermodels”.

Except badges have black legs not white…

White fur, bear claws, lack of rubber ring = polar bear who was a shit swimmer

Except badges have black legs not white

True, but this is the famous albino surfing badger 😉

And albino badgers have no pigment.. Ie white nails, these are black

The plot thickens

Is it the local lass I snogged in the Sandancer in Barmouth in 1996? I still have nightmares about her…

And trackmarks down your back?

Polar bear cub ? Am I getting carried away …can’t think what else it could of been ?

MANBEARPIG!!!!

Giant Anteater?

IIRC a lot of the flotsam and jetsam that lands in Cornwall has floated there from the americas, although typically more northern end of the US and canada rather than south america, so no reason to assume its something native to the UK.