There I was, pedalling up Watford High Street, when a tw£t walked straight into the road from behind a parked bus, not a care in the world.
So I ran him down.
Clearly this was the only course of action given his blatant disregard for common sense and the rules of the road.
I trust you all agree.
Problem being that I did not hit him head-on, but more that I wrapped my R (?) bar around him and we both went down, thumping my head (helmet) into the tarmac on the way down – likewise my R knee.
I’m going to have a crick-neck in the morning me thinks!
Managed another 2hrs 30 ride but it’s getting very cold very quickly out there on an evening & my tootsies were in need of some TLC.
So, my promise to the STW Massiv: to make a better job of taking out all / any non-cyclists when next the mood takes me.
(Is there a generic derogatory term for someone who doesn’t cycle?)
