Sweary Test

52 for me

Buzzfeed?

**** that.

A p*ss poor 42.

Fifty ****ing one

65. I do even better on the “hate people” test

Only 41 but i plan to use some of the other magic words on some of those £$%**&%$ from Helensburgh tomorrow.

Only f***ing 32. C**ts.

**** doing that. I’m in Pizza Express with some Peroni and some lost students.

Sixty nine by Jove.

I shall use Jeb End tomorrow.

34. Disappointed.

29 must do some revising!

46 but have learnt some cracking new words

I’ve had a re-run. 36 ffs!
There can’t be that many folk more sweary than me!!

32 disappointing 😥

…but I learnt some new ones: can’t wait to use cumdumpster 😀

There can’t be that many folk more sweary than me!!

That’s what I thought but clearly we’re f***ing lightweights.

31 ;-(

slowoldman – Member
There can’t be that many folk more sweary than me!!

That’s what I thought but clearly we’re f***ing lightweights.

I’ll take that as a compliment. There can’t be many folk who’d describe me as lightweight, either.

48…some good new ones in there for me, particularly liked the ones involving thunder

61

Not doing the test but think Father Jack crossed with Father Finton Stack but with less drink

43 for me but I like routine, many of them sounded v ‘mercan so I would avoid out of principle as I don’t want to sound like those knob jockeys. Also, I come from the weedge and c$nt generally suffices for most applications, friend or foe.

48 for me but I’ve used some of those words in chat up lines and as compliments. Do they still count?

69

I’ve never used “Piers Morgan”. That’s where I draw the line.

Hey bigG, that depends on who you were chatting up and what your strike rate was. Note I use past tense, in case mrsbigG is watching…

A rather poor 47 for me and I’ve got a but if a potty mouth.

Did learn some new phrases though….

70 swear words ???…….they’re having a laugh. Every scaffolder knows that there are only just 2 swear words. And that they must be used repeatedly, liberally, and at least once in every sentence. Wide vocabulary is the antithesis of a respectable level of sweariness.

And they included “tits” and “git” ffs.

I’ll make a point to use some of them on Saturday’s group ride if you’re feeling up to joining us surroundedbyhills. Could make for some interesting shouts if we go for 70 out of 70.

22. And I’ve been told that I can be too sweary, so clearly I have some very polite friends 😀

57. Must **** try harder.

why,what the (bleep) is it to you anyways!

OUTSIDE! 😉

You know you swear too much when your 3 year old shakes her head in disdain at her 5 year old sister struggling to get her trainers on and says ” For f*cks sake” 😳

I thought it meant ‘How many of these words have you used today‘

I’m **** tourettes sweary.
****!

Edit: how many on here will get a kind message from the moderators to ‘kindly refrain from being so sweary and go wash your mouth out with soap and water’ ???

48 but only because so many of the words were shit, I spend too much time using proper grownup swears to waste my breath on made up kiddy ones.

Edit: how many on here will get a kind message from the moderators to ‘kindly refrain from being so sweary and go wash your mouth out with soap and water’ ???

Quite. I’m not a huge fan of the whole “swear filter avoidance” minefield, but please be careful.

Cockwombles.

40. The ones I haven’t used were quite funny…and some bordering on the bizarre.

Best laugh of the day at nick1962! I’m going to be giggling for months thinking about that.
Oh, and 32. I did use Piers ******* Morgan though.
Too many seemed a bit contrived to be worth using, in my opinion.

A miserly 43, but I tread forth from this moment a wiser man. 🙂

43. But I’m American, so some words like fanny don’t mean the same thing here. And words like knob, bellend, fe*k, bugger, minge, clunge, and arsebadger would not mean anything without consulting Urban Dictionary. 😆

And cockwomble still isn’t clear to me even after consulting Urban Dictionary! 😡